Thursday, May 20, 2004

Don't have a horse, man

Bo Derek has a problem with eating horses, but I bet she could care less about cows. Horses are cute, cows are just stupid and lazy, so of course, that makes it okay to eat cow.

I don't have a problem with any of it. We're higher up on the food chain. It's called nature. Just don't slaughter Smarty Jones.

2 comments:

  1. According to the article, Bo Derek only cares about American horses. But I think she really cares about all horses and even cows--she's a vegetarian, maybe a vegan. We can smell our own kind. ;)

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  2. Yay! Julie registered! :p

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