Birds are stupid

By Anonymous -
When you're driving your Lotus Elise '87 Honda Civic (not my car, I drive an Accord!) and you see a bird fly only inches across the pavment, don't you wonder why in the hell they chose to fly so close to the road? I mean, they have freakin wings, they could fly a little bit higher and be safely out of harms way. So it seems to me that birds are either dare devils, or stupid, I think it's the latter. Yeah.

Birds are dumb stupid.

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