The Village

This is easily M. Night Shyamalan's worst film. The story is okay, but the plot is bad, the writing is attrocious, and the acting is just silly. How in the hell can Joaquin Phoenix play a teen? Why is William Hurt's character so stupid? Why the hell is Sigourney Weaver even in this? Her role is too small.

So let's rank M. Night's movies.

1. The Sixth Sense
2. Unbreakable
3. Signs
4. The Village

Gee golly, I think that's in chronological order. I think it's time to try a new genre, M. Night. You're not Hitchcock.

Comments

  1. KevinAugust 4, 2004 at 8:30 AM

    I agree, I didn't like it very much.

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  2. wendyAugust 6, 2004 at 8:43 AM

    i was really wanting to check this one out. i've heard bad and good

    back, kinda sorta

    btw, thanks for the title of ann coulter's asswiper @ unruly politics. >:( lol

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