Dumb Maryland Laws
These are very amusing...
Maryland
"Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere." Okaaaaaay
Baltimore City
"It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday." But within 1 week is the only time they'd be interested....c'mon!
"You may not curse inside the city limits." I think this one is really just them humouring themselves...
Columbia
"You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish." The Columbia Association really has this law and enforces it.
"Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence." I know a few people here who have clotheslines. They look ghetto. Don't use them.
Ocean City
"A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk." They need to enforce this law. There's some ugly shirtless mofos at the beach. And no, I'm not one of them... ... I keep my shirt on. :p
UPDATE
motherfucker. I just did something I have never done before. I have repeated myself. Well, I think I was slightly funnier in this post, and the first was two and a half years ago, so who cares, right?
Maryland
"Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere." Okaaaaaay
Baltimore City
"It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday." But within 1 week is the only time they'd be interested....c'mon!
"You may not curse inside the city limits." I think this one is really just them humouring themselves...
Columbia
"You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish." The Columbia Association really has this law and enforces it.
"Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence." I know a few people here who have clotheslines. They look ghetto. Don't use them.
Ocean City
"A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk." They need to enforce this law. There's some ugly shirtless mofos at the beach. And no, I'm not one of them... ... I keep my shirt on. :p
UPDATE
motherfucker. I just did something I have never done before. I have repeated myself. Well, I think I was slightly funnier in this post, and the first was two and a half years ago, so who cares, right?
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