Wednesday, February 2, 2005

STRAWBERRY! WTF!

I just reached into the drink fridge for some a nice bottle of Deer Park. I rip the cap off, gulp it down, and what do my taste buds taste? STRAWBERRY! Yes, strawberry! WTF!

Apparently somebody put a bottle of Fruit2O in the house to poison me or something.

Now, without sounding like a bad Denis Leary or Lewis Black special, WHEN I WANT WATER, I WANT WATER; NOT A CLEAR STRAWBERRY JUICE! God, is this too much to fucking ask?!

Look, I understand how some people like this shit, actually know I don't, but let's pretend I do, because it still doesn't explain WHY THEY MUST PUT IT IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A WATER BOTTLE!

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