That's right, Wendy's needs to find out who it belongs to! If you or anybody you know has any information, regarding the whoabouts of this finger, please call 1-800-EAT-WENDYS.
Thank God this man lives in Korea, or I'd have to give him a big head start...
In other news, this chimpanzee is SMOKING!
NEVADA to the hornys: You gotta pay us to jerk off.
If you're 45, woman or man, please don't expose yourself in public. Thanks. We've got teens and twenty-somethings for that purpose.
Yeah, but did they use baseballs?
I know a lot of stuff is considered art, but an umbilical cord?
I guess you can't say the government never did anything for the ducks.
A fifteen year old girl can climb a mountain quicker than her daddy, because oh I dunno, she's fifteen and he's FORTY-EIGHT.
I will end on a sad note about Mike the headless chicken:
"He was a popular attraction until he choked to death on a corn kernel." Too bad Mike couldn't be revived.
Alright, I'm out, keep doing whatever it is that you're doing.
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Apparently the finger belongs to a woman who had a cougar bite it off. The lady went to a hospital and rummaged through the bin where they dispose of amputated body parts for a finger to throw in her chili so she could sue Wendys. Whatta bitch!
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