So I finally got around to seeing Napoleon Dynamite.
It's the stupidest fucking movie ever made. It's bland. It's plain. It's boring. And most importantly, it's not funny. Which normally wouldn't be a bad thing, after all you could say that it's bland, plain, and boring because it's depicting the redundancies of real life, but you can't.
Why can't you? Because this is labeled a comedy, yet it is not funny in the slightness. Case in point: Napoleon's brother meets a black girl off the Internet and starts acting all pimp and gangsta. Like this hasn't been done before. Boring. Not funny. Case #2: Token Mexican Pedro. Yeah, let's just throw in a token mexican just to make the movie funny because as we all know, wetbacks are COMEDY GOLD! You're fucking stupid for thinking he was funny.
This is one of the worst films of 2004, and all of you who raved on and on about this movie and convinced me to see it need to have your definition of comedy examined.
That's all. Napolean Dynamite sucked.
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