Yeah, there's a dead bunny laying right in front of my driveway. Now there's no blood in the middle of the road, so how the hell is someone going to be driving on the CURB unless they were trying to kill the bunny?
I swear, I live too close to too many rednecks. There's a million and a half pickup trucks on my street. Can we just bar them from living outside of their naturual rural habitat? And limit them to one sheep per person. There's only so many sheep!
Who knows what the bunny had in store for us, but we'd never know! Some redneck killed it with a truck!
...
Unless it was those damn yuppies with their $1500 suits and $600 cell phones. Damn them and their bunny killing appetites.
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