Well, I drowned my cell phone in a pool, and was right next to a urinating cow. Other than that it was pretty uneventful.
So yeah, on Saturday Lily had a bright idea to throw people in a pool and wanted to throw me in. She did tell me to take out my wallet, keys, and phone, but I stupidly, took out only the first two. I still don't have a clue how I forgot about my phone, but I fully submerged it into the pool.
And yesterday from 3:30 to 10:30 I was at the Maryland State Fair. I petted the cow!!111 Then it peed.
Fortunately my cell phone started to work again this morning (I almost got another one yesterday, but held out, and now I am glad I did), and I think I have recovered from standing next to a waterfall of urine, so everything is hunky-dory.
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