Bozzy's World

Nothing like a good ol' Friday night Hangin' .

So what is going on with you all? Tell me or I be thrown into a vast pit of despair and depression and I'll never sell another phone again! Okay maybe that was an exaggeration.

Yes, it's true and be wary of your fellow pastafarians.

40 foot tall tree cut down in the middle of the night . I hope it fit in the guy's living room, because it probably wouldn't have fit in his yard.

Instead of just saying happy thanksgiving or happy turkey day again, I will just say that Tuesday night at 11:10pm I drove all the way to Hanover, PA just to go to the 24 hour WalMart to buy some pants. I like those pants.

I was at the store yesterday buying food stuff and I mystically walked right to the mayonnaise aisle. After all, I did need some, just one of those little bottles, maybe the one with the squeeze-top, but much to my chagrin, I found a one gallon jar of mayonnaise . That's right. One gallon. The canister was larger than a gallon of milk. Did I buy it? Hell no. Why do I need a three year supply of mayonnaise when it'll expire well before that time? Anyway, that's all for today. Just had to tell you about mayonnaise.

Well, at least we have a QB now .

This is the best video ever created. In fact, this is my second time posting it , it's that much of a bad ass. God bless Apu. Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Mark Brunell has been benched and Jason Campbell will now be the starter!

I don't want to melt my chocolate.

Lovely use of the tax dollars. I have no further comment. read more  |  digg story

"In an interview with People magazine Friday, the How I Met Your Mother star happily confirmed that he is gay, just two days after his rep issued a release saying the actor is "not of that persuasion."" Heh. Didn't see that one coming. read more  |  digg story

George Lucas rejects his own script (a script Steven Spielberg approved of) and consequently Indiana Jones 4 has been delayed indefinitely. Bravo, George. read more  |  digg story

Martin O'Malley is the next Governor of Maryland. Eat Shit Bob Ehrlich and Cox. Keep liking those puppies Michael Steele. Democrats have taken over the House, and are threatening to do the same to the Senate.

I just voted. Now I have to go to work and sell some phones. O'Malley's gonna win. But Michael Steele still likes puppies.

There we go. More cats on the Intarweb. read more  |  digg story

Oh God, I see a sequel coming . PORTLAND, Ore. - A scientist has found a 100 million-year-old bee trapped in amber, making it possibly the oldest bee ever found. "I knew right away what it was, because I had seen bees in younger amber before," said George Poinar, a zoology professor at Oregon State University. The bee is about 40 million years older than previously found bees. The discovery of the ancient bee may help explain the rapid expansion and diversity of flowering plants during that time. On a random, slightly related note, I was twice stung by more than 10 bees! ... ... I rock!!!

This can only end badly. To find out what can only end badly, please dial a 1 before entering and dial again. To see it end badly, stay on the line. Your call is important to us. Okay. That was retarded. I'm fucking tired. Anyway, you have nice shoes.

That's right, Wesley Snipes has allegedly tried to cheat the government of $12 million dollars. In other news, scientists finally have created an invisibility cloak ? YES!!!

Busy as hell. Making money. Not nearly as much as I want, but that's always the case. I have no time do anything fun, but that doesn't really stop me. As a result, I am always tired. And the Redskins have to be sucking right now. Which isn't cool at all. They need to get their act together. So anyway, anybody need a kitten?

Yesterday was my 11th day in a row at work. And the day ended perfectly: Seeing 7 Days Torn at Fletchers and then chillin at their practice studio off of Caton Ave. And Sunday was great too, I was able to see my Redskins put up 36 points against the supposedly great Jaguars Defense. You can't stop Santana Moss. So I haven't decided what to do today... I think I may just keep it small and stay home and do laundry. Yes, laundry party at my house! Yeah, I'm boring.

Here is the link , I don't need to say anything else... except maybe, why?

I have uncovered this site . You can thank me later. update : and it's already closed by FOX.

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Still working at The Mobile Solution, and still meeting more new people everyday than somebody with Alzheimer's... but yeah, things are good. I have more money now. Would like to have even more money, but I don't work in White Marsh. Meh. I saw Little Miss Sunshine last night. Fuckin' hysterical. Especially when the door falls off the VW Bus. I didn't ruin it, you had to be there. My Redskins are 0-2... what in the flaming fuck happened? We have so much talent, so I'm confused. I watched both games, but now I won't be able to watch any, because they all start at 1pm or 4pm. But I will be able to watch the last game of the season against the Giants... hopefully things are better the next time I get to watch them. My car needs oil. May try to do it myself. Gotta go, keep on doin what you're doin and quit being anal buccaneers.

I've been busy with my new job, The Mobile Solution, and this blog has kinda taken a backseat to things, but I'll try to post more often whenever I can...when I'm not working and today is my one day off so that's nice. Friday night is open. So call me. To finish out the weekend...Saturday night I'll be at the Stone Cellar in Ellicott City after work to see 7 Days Torn and Psycho Mike... and then Sunday night I'll be at Tom's Sports Tavern to watch the Redskins-Cowboys game. I've got to go to Marshalls or Walmart now.

It's my day off, so last night we all watched the Kitty, the Bitch, and the Dresser . Yeah. It's a much better name. I also like the Kitty, the Bitch, and the Armoire.

Watch this to add a new dimension to Sesame Street.

Yeah, apparently the Gods love naked Nepalese women! Kathmandu: Dozens of Nepali women stripped naked and ploughed their fields in west Nepal, hoping to appease the gods and get some much needed rain, a newspaper report said on Sunday. About 50 women in two villages in Kapilvastu district, 190 km (120 miles) west of Kathmandu, resorted to the desperate move at night on Friday as days of prayers and Hindu ceremonies failed to bring rains for the parched paddy crop, it said. "This is our last weapon, we used it, and there was light rainfall," Nepali daily Rajdhani quoted one of the women as saying. [ source ]

Just wanted to let you all know that I am still alive. I'm just busier than usual. Continue eating your Corn Flakes with tap water.

I am NOT Ashton Kutcher!

Also the garage key broke off in the lock. I had a job interview first thing this morning, which went great I think, but then I get back and the day goes to shit!!!

Who: 7 Days Torn When: Monday Jul 24, 2006 at 8:00 PM Where: Rams Head Live / 20 Market Place / Baltimore, MD They are opening for Candlebox and Driveblind. Tickets are $22 in advance and $23 at the door, plus a $3 surcharge for those under 21. Yes, this Rams Head show is ALL AGES! Get your tickets from any member of the band (contact them via MySpace) or at VIP Billiards in Catonsville. See you there!

humidity Damn.

"Weezer is done." - Rivers Cuomo

I can't wait for football to start up again.

I turned 26... eleven days ago. Sorry I failed to mention.

Did you know that you can get fresh brewed sweet tea as far north as Winchester, VA?!!!! AWESOME!!! But still not in Maryland. I want this explained to me now , God damnit. I know I'm a little late in making this post, but whatever-- sweet tea!

That's right, I'm back from the trip to the ATL and Cherokee, NC. Went through six states: Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, and West Virginia. I was in North Carolina and Virginia twice. Don't worry, I am giving myself a prize for that one!

"Damnit James, the shower curtain rod is putting my relationship with my boyfriend in jeopardy!" I had to post this, because it's really stupid. If an inanimate and insignifcant object can jeopardize something as serious as a RELATIONSHIP , then I think you've got larger problems than a broken shower curtain rod. I love my friends.

And I'm working on telling you of all my roadtrip exploits, but until I finish, just watch the snakes on the colbert report:

Anybody else find it humorous that the first result in a Google search for Ehrlich is a pest control company, not the Governor of Maryland ? Maybe it's all part of the plan. Martin O'Malley 2006!

Tomorrow morning I leave for Atlanta the ATL, to see my parents new house crib. I'll be driving and will be gone a week. Those who have my cell phone can still call me. This isn't entirely an escapist vacation, so if you wanted to call just to talk, go ahead.

This is funny because my parent's have a dog named Hope, who is definitely emo. But we love her anyway.

Being in Baltimore City a lot, you run the possibility of running into weirdos. For example, there's this one crack-skinny black lady (usually in Fells Point) who comes up to people asking for light rail / bus money, and if you say you can't break your 20 dollar bill, don't let her see it, because she will snatch it away from you like an angry seal. But I'm not talking about that dope fiend. Let her flop around Fells Point. I'm talking about the Lombard Street guy. You usually see him anywhere between Pratt and Light streets, and he ALWAYS has a Gatorade bottle in his hands. The bottle of Gatorade also always looks like it has urine in it. You see him walk over to the car that's a few cars in front of you, and you think, "He won't come over here, the light will be green before that." But the light doesn't change, and you realized a little too late that your windows are down and you're now too afraid to hit the button that makes them auto

I really wanted to say that. Fucking gerbils. Now I feel tons better. Which is good, because I'm going to Disney World Allentown, PA! Yeah, off to meet the Allentownians! Be back soon, hopefully with new human specimens.

Read this monstrosity and then track her down and punch her several times in the ovaries. All the advances woman have made in the last 100 years to be equal with men is in jeopardy because of this idiot. Afterthought: Why does USAToday feel the need to let people enlarge their photo of this cretin?

Don't need to go to the theater to see " The Omen ", just go and rent it. Fuck that, have Netflix send it to you. It may be 30 years older, but it's the same. The one that just came to theaters is basically done shot for shot. The only thing new are the death scenes. It was nice to have them in 21st century special effects, but that really isn't enough of a reason to remake the movie. They were cool though, and Lieb Schreiber is great, but Julia Stiles is laughable... literally. Everyone in the theater laughed as she delivered her lines. I highly doubt that was the intention. Start the remaking of all the sequels, you can't just remake the first one and say screw it. You need that extra commercialization!

Remove the politicians , because they're "playing golf when they should be working."

A US radio presenter thinks they ripped the chords and melody from his song "Mary Jane's Last Dance" for their single "Dani California". I just downloaded his song and don't feel they sound similar enough for him to have a case. But hey, any publicity is good publicity, right? Especially since the Chili Peppers sold 442,000 copies of "Stadium Arcadium" in it's debut week. Tom Petty has no comment .

Of all the bands , I only care to see NoFX and Rise Against. So, are those two bands worth $30 of my money? That's the question.

Buy this house , damnit.

They're a gang 6 "drinking and golfing buddies" looking for 5 women for an elevensome! ! The things you find on Craigslist.com around midnight but are too tired to post about it so you go to sleep and then wake up and almost forget to post about it, but you don't and you do post about it. The elevensome. Wow.

Oh hell yes! I can use this device to my advantage. Goodbye Radio Flyer Wagons!

The guy running the Texaco station actually looked like he was from Texas. That's never happened to me before!

So it's been a week since Stadium Arcadium came out, and I still don't even know where to begin in describing it other than it's 28 songs of total bliss. I want to list the songs I've fallen in love with, but I'd just be listing the entire tracklist. Go and buy this , it pays for itself.

This blog does not comply with daylight savings time. It's morally wrong. Think of the children. Editor's note: Hey guys, I'm baaa--- AHHHHHH! Fuck this shit.

Yeah, I've been silent for awhile, but I have a good fucking awesome reason. I had an incident with mustard, but that's all gone now. Well, there's a faint bit of yellow on things, but I'll deal with THOSE mustard remainders very shortly. Don't rush me, only I can deal with MY mustard remainders. And you wouldn't want to mess around with me. Like LL, this mama will so knock you out. I've always wanted to say that. <small Editor's note: Out to lunch.

I get to sleep in tomorrow. Gotta get to that, Bye.

The All Mighty Senators show was kickass. They played from 11pm to 12:45am, and I know it's too late for math, but that's nearly 2 hours. If you haven't heard them, their tempo is super fast, complete with a trumpet and a trombone (in addition to the guitars and drums). The lead singer is the drummer, with the drum set at the front of the stage, it's really awesome. As soon as their set was over though, I high-tailed it to Canton or wherever the fuck it is, to 7 Days Torn 's studio and hung out with Mykal & Anthony, who were already chillin' with Lily & Liz since they went to their show at the 8 X 10... freakin' awesome night. But I need to wake up at 7. Not smart, James, but who gives a fuck?

311 is a band, not a gas price.

7 Days Torn will playing with Flickerstick , bitches. That's right, Flickerstick ! This is _THE_ 7 Days Torn show to go to.

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The lead singer of Mindless Self Indulgence drinks his own urine . Go look it up if you don't believe me. I'm not making this up. You know what the worst thing about the lead singer of Mindless Self Indulgence drinking his own piss is? Their bassist does it to; not his own, the lead singers. MSI has no talent whatsoever.

Who the hell is voting for Diana Ross? Skeletor is the master of the universe! Look who dominates Google's image search for "master of the universe" ! It's Skeletor. Diana Ross can't even compare... but maybe she knows how to fight afterall. She must be efficient with the carrots. Alright, I put too much thought into this. Gotta go.

Minus the hot coals and naked guys in a towel. Well, I suppose I could just wear a towel... that may annoy the other occupants though. Well, gotta go sweat to the oldies! (That means do something whilst I wait for my laundry to finish, then wait around til I go to the Stone Cellar tonight.)

I decided to log into 7 Days Torn's MySpace to see if there were any new friend requests to approve and whatnot, and one of the friend requests was from this guy named John Boswell . He definitely looks like a Boswell. Could be my long lost 4th cousin, lol.

Yeah, Lily gave me one of her cats. The one she called 'Sammy'. I obviously changed the name a bit. It suits him. Damn, that was pretty bad. I apologize.

The other reason was it gives me gas, but I've never walked away with a toilet seat inadvertently. The flatulence was never that bad. These people don't go to Denny's anymore either.

Oliver pointed his camera at the sky . I need a new digital camera. This is killing me.

I got it! I pre-ordered the album on iTunes , and I got the first single, Dani California, plus I'm entered into a contest to win a limited edition Chili Peppers iPod! FUCKIN' A!

Pretty funny that they had " 7 Days Torn " on the sign which was on the ground, but they can't do numbers on their street sign. Anyhow, I'm pretty damn sure I've never seen a bigger crowd there for 7 Days Torn! Remember to set your clocks forward an hour or I'll come to your house in my skivvies and do it for you... for some, that'll be wanted; others, not so much. :P

It has been pre-ordered . This is an awesome feeling. BTW, I got my car back today.

So I took my Scion tC to the shop and got a rental car, a Chevy Colbalt. First time driving an American car. It's weird.

That was such a great piss.

That's pretty cool, and you can find out more facts about Chuck Norris .

So I go to Players Club to play pool with Lily and Liz last night around 9pm and we come out an hour later and find that half of my rear bumper is smashed... and no fucking note. Fucking asshole hit & run. Yes, I filed a police report. Yes, I have uninsured motor vehicle coverage. Whoever hit my car doesn't know how to fucking park and is most likely retarded. They're probably 35 and aren't educated past the fifth grade.

The other reason why I switched from Movable Type to Wordpress * is because of those goons at Six Apart had to go and assimilate the crappity crap of crapola that is LiveJournal , which means they bought them out. The only thing good about LiveJournal is that I can go to the movies just to get that delicious popcorn and then come home and be entertained for a few minutes which seem like hours because the snooze button on the LiveJournal time clock broke. Then I move on to the next best thing: MySpace and wonder how in the hell 16 year old girls have 35 thousand friends. Look folks, if you have that many friends ON THE INTERNET then chances are, you have 0 friends that you can actually talk to face to face. It's just called logic: Spend an ass amount of time trying to get 35,000 people to add you on MySpace = Less time for you talk to real people face to face. Twirl on that for awhile. To sum up LiveJournal, it is nothing but drama, and when it is not drama, it is nothing. *

Apparently, there is a giant conspiracy involving sports drinks ...

So Lily tells me that there is a magazine and they are looking for 25 year old males who have lived in Maryland for several years . I say cool and submit my info. It would be awesome to get something written about me in a magazine. But you don't know the half of it. I tried searching for them on google . J@)392yu14u31q209[45#214213432!!1 Okay, so that really doesn't have anything to do with the magazine, but it's creepy as hell.

Okay, so getting to sleep at about 2:45 in the AM when I knew I had to wake up at 5:45 in the AM was not that good. I was not in today. Yes, I tried not once, but twice, to use my the keyless entry device for my mom's car to open her front door. Go me. I was out like something that is out. [being tired effects analogies in a negative manner]

St. Patricks Day is also the birthday of the greatest Redskins player of all time, Sammy Baugh . Now 92 years old.

This text has been floating around MySpace and probably the entire Internet, I've seen it here and there, but I guess it's my turn to share it. There's some epithets, but there's actually a really good point behind it: reverse racism is still racism. You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey", "Casper" and you think it's OK. But if I call you nigger, towelhead, sand-nigger, camel jockey, beaner, wetback, saltwater nigger, gook, or chink it's not ok because you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists. If

I will have a bottle of Midori by the end of the night. It's going to be a blast. And if I see you not wearing green or other Irish charms, you will get pinched, motherjumper. I'm a little Irish anyway, but everybody is today, including all my Jew friends, so happy St. Patricks Day, Shalom!

The other day I downloaded a few tracks off the All Mighty Senators' new album. I cannot get over how fucking awesome they are. If you know what's good for you, you'll listen to them. It's going to be a pre-requisite for reading this blog. There will be pop quizzes and a research paper.

Karma is a bitch. There is actually a reason for this post, but I will try not to gossip... I'll say that I got a new keyboard, which should be obvious, but it has nothing to do with this post. This post is about karma. And a person. But mostly the karma. It's such a beautiful thing.

I spil=l=ed= prune juice al=l= over my keyboard=. uck.

And they got 'em. Yesterday is was Brandon Lloyd of the 49ers, and today Antwaan Randel-El of the Steelers! From last nights Wizards game: From left to right: Chris Cooley, Adam Archuleta, Jason Campbell, and Antwaan Randel-El update: march 13th Redskins signed Christian Fauria and Adam Archuleta!

Olde Towne Firehouse Cue 317 East Diamond Avenue Gaithersburg, MD 20877 FUCKING FREE. 21+ Be there by 8PM. So if you are under 21, just hit on the door guy to get in. You could also say you're Anthony's long lost cousin, I hear that works.

Today's word is from the Baltimore City Paper (Vol 30, No 9), and it's from the 'Massage and Relaxation' section... "Buttilicious" I can't use that in a sentence because it's not really a word, but it's in the City Paper as some escort's masseuse's name. If you can use it in a sentence, then I'll give you another word to put in a sentence. I'll stump you yet!

I left another dent in space-time . I'm still trying to get the hang of WordPress. I don't know why they put something like that in the options. They really should change that, causing black holes is not WordPress is about!

I'm pretty sure my life is going to end if it is not brought back up. Sad face. Sad face. Sad face.

May 9th. Mark your calendars. I cannot fucking wait. I need a time machine.

Because I broke a toilet with a brick. I'm also 100% certain that toilets break bricks, because... the brick broke as well.

I got this from John Thomasson 's blog... I'm a somewhat big fan of Star Wars, but an even bigger fan of sexually suggestive lines, so I had to post this as well. Most sexually suggestive lines in Star Wars 10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!” 9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?” 8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.” 7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.” 6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” 5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.” 4. “Sorry about the mess…” 3. “Look at the size of that thing!” 2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!” 1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.” The Empire Strikes Back 10. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.” 9. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?” 8. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in he

Who actually does laugh out loud when they type "LOL"? Who actually says "Laughing out loud" or even "Lots of laugh" in real life? This needs to be changed, because they really mean "Hey, I thought that was mildly amusing, keep it up, send me more amusing anecdotes!" And for that matter, if you think you change it by just typing "haha", how does that work? Did you really laugh? So even you think you thought it was mildly amusing and that you wanted them to keep sending you amusing anecdotes. Don't lie. Can we just make it an effort, and I mean it this time, to only say "LOL" or "haha" if we actually laugh, and "LMAO" if we actually laugh our ass off, or "LMFAO" if we actually laugh our motherfucking ass off? If we don't really do any of the above, let's just say "MA" or "MAA" if you wanted to throw in anecdotes to the abbreviation. This might just work. It may just

What was insane? Last night at The Ottobar . The first act was the human beat box, Shodakeh. The second act was this crazy dude with a mic and a strobe light-- Dan Deacon , I can't even describe it. But then the third act, Peelander-Z , a "Japanese Action Comic Punk" band from NYC, rocked the fucking house. The audience and the band were completely one at certain times. They'd have people come up on-stage, sometimes giving them little instruments, and once they let three people take over the bass, electric, and drums. The band would come into the pit and play bowling with real pins and a band member. Honestly, I have never seen an act like Peelander-Z before! They're amazing. Next up: Grand Buffet Headlining and the reason I went was to see Grand Buffet , a hip-hop/punk duo from Pittsburgh, PA. They're about to be off the charts, and if you haven't heard of them yet, you're going to soon! Well, I just told you, but besides that. So check em out. Go to

In case anybody still doesn't know, I moved from Columbia to Randallstown, which is still in the great state of Mary's Land, and closer to Baltimore City than Columbia is, but it is still not a ghetto. Let me elaborate. What makes a ghetto is the thugs and gangstas that live there. Well, you've got different degrees of thugs and gangsters. Columbia is too far from Baltimore or DC to really be affected, it's mostly full of suburban kids who think they're hard. They're not hard at all. I mean, look at me. We have a word for this group: posers. You can walk up to them and kick their ass, and they just cry and run home and play Everquest . Randallstown is closer to Baltimore City, but in the end, it is still a suburb, albeit an older suburb, but you still have caldesacs and driveways and whatnot. You see people that look like thugs, who may talk a lot of shit, and sometimes back their shit up, which is something that the poser gangstas never do. So they're a l

Kevin has returned to blogging.

A fellow quail hunter! But the joke's on him, Cheney did not fill out the legal mumbo-jumbo! Happy V Day everyone... That sounds too much like VD day.

I'm quoting a Chevy Chase movie, guess which one... Anyway, there was another point to this post, well really the only one, and it's that I am sick and tired of the no-good kids smelling the smell that occurs when tires burn. Well that's all. You're free to go.

I know that I'm hungry, and it tastes good, but I think eating an entire 6-serving can of Bush's baked beans was overdoing it a bit...oh well, when I want beans, I guess I really want beans.