How to send killer insects back to hell

I camped out on the couch all yesterday watching TV. Mostly SciFi, although I did pop in the Death Proof dvd, but yeah, mostly SciFi. I think SciFi had some kind of killer marathon or theme yesterday. In the morning they showed a movie about killer yellowjackets. In the afternoon, it was killer locosts, and in the evening it was killer soldier ants! What is my point? If you find yourself up against these impeccable odds, just remember to grab your flame thrower. All three of these killer insects from hell can be put down with a simple flame thrower. It's that simple; now stop making these movies... but if you do, you know I'll watch them.