During the Bush presidency, I have learned a lot. About how to act, how to treat others, damnit, I have learned a lot from that great man. 1. I have learned that violence is a moral and just solution to any problem. I will never ever try to talk myself out of any fight. Fuck it, I have a blackbelt in Hapkido, I should start using it! Don't fucking come near me! You hear me?!? I will fucking kill you. 2. I have learned that the government endorses violence against others. 3. I have learned that it's okay for one country to bomb another country, but not okay for another country to bomb another country. I should definitly use this more. 4. I have learned that if you don't like someone, just kill them. 5. I have learned that pro-war people are blind when it comes to hypocrisy. Silly me, let's get all wet over bombing some country I could care one lick about, but oh no, it's a crime against humanity if that country goes and does the same thing to Kuwait. 6. I have