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Woke up at 8am showered got ready drove 30 minutes to work kept getting stuck behind slow drivers got there at 9:30 though made a few sales git shit done left at 5 took over an hour to get home because people can't drive changed clothes got in wife's car got gas and stuff drove to 9:30 club in DC to see RAC and Big Data listened to alt nation in the car the whole way there got there ran into big Eric gave him a hug got inside went to upstairs bar got a drink drank it had more discovered a band from Vienna Austria and their music is awesome by band I mean one guy Filous is the name or something don't know Sara went to the bathroom she's missing this song I need more of this drink big data is about to come on she came back wanted me to move to the railing OK i said but need another drink something to take the edge off you know I need to relax starting to get hungry

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