Happy Turkey Day!

Instead of just saying happy thanksgiving or happy turkey day again, I will just say that Tuesday night at 11:10pm I drove all the way to Hanover, PA just to go to the 24 hour WalMart to buy some pants.

I like those pants.

Large Quantities of Mayonnaise

I was at the store yesterday buying food stuff and I mystically walked right to the mayonnaise aisle. After all, I did need some, just one of those little bottles, maybe the one with the squeeze-top, but much to my chagrin, I found a one gallon jar of mayonnaise. That's right. One gallon. The canister was larger than a gallon of milk. Did I buy it? Hell no. Why do I need a three year supply of mayonnaise when it'll expire well before that time?

Anyway, that's all for today. Just had to tell you about mayonnaise.

The Lone Bright Spot

Well, at least we have a QB now.

Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun

This is the best video ever created. In fact, this is my second time posting it, it's that much of a bad ass. God bless Apu.


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Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

Mark Brunell has been benched and Jason Campbell will now be the starter!

Stop!!!

I don't want to melt my chocolate.

Is a burrito a sandwich? Judge says no

Lovely use of the tax dollars. I have no further comment.

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Neil Patrick Harris comes out of the closet.

"In an interview with People magazine Friday, the How I Met Your Mother star happily confirmed that he is gay, just two days after his rep issued a release saying the actor is "not of that persuasion.""

Heh. Didn't see that one coming.

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Lucas killed Indiana Jones 4

George Lucas rejects his own script (a script Steven Spielberg approved of) and consequently Indiana Jones 4 has been delayed indefinitely.

Bravo, George.

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FUCK YEAH.

Martin O'Malley is the next Governor of Maryland.

Eat Shit Bob Ehrlich and Cox.

Keep liking those puppies Michael Steele.

Democrats have taken over the House, and are threatening to do the same to the Senate.

I voted.

I just voted. Now I have to go to work and sell some phones.

O'Malley's gonna win.

But Michael Steele still likes puppies.