Bozzy’s World

Any presidential hope this guy had just went straight out the window. read more | digg story

This is the ultimate "Mac Vs. PC", literally. Check it out. read more | digg story

You know that guy who's been going around San Francisco feeding random parking meters? Yeah, neither do I, but Google caught the bastard. read more | digg story

Just what I need, a multi-touch screen table ! I just think it would be cool if it could also fit in my pocket, play songs and videos, have a built in phone, and range in price from $499 to $599! What original idea will Microsoft think of next!!!!

lol suggestive imagery read more | digg story

Sometimes an idea seems almost too good to be true. But this one is not. If there was a worldwide shift from incandescent light bulbs to compact fluorescents, the drop in electricity use would permit us to close 270 coal-fired (500-megawatt) power plants that are contributing enormously to climate change. read more | digg story

I'm demanding that Rehab come to Baltimore. Help out this cause by demanding them too! Let's demand Jim's Big Ego too while we're at it...

A wild and crazy guy (no, not Steve Martin) tries to get over 700 snakes on a plane . Where's Sam Jackson when you need him? And then, on a different plane, a swarm of bees clogs up one of the engines!

I'm bored. I once posted about other Bozzys , but that was back in Web 1.0... this is Web 2.0 and you know what that means! YouTube! So I started searching YouTube for "Bozzy", because deep down I'm really vain... and my quest for competition is impetuous. So the first one is some Bozzy dancing. Keep watching he gets better. I lied, but this next one is a junior Bozzy who made a movie about himself. This kid seems to have a large number, I'd say 18 million, of videos up on YouTube. This one is a dog named Bozzy. Cute. Next up, Bozzy's feet. This is fucking Oscar material. These are actually Bozzies. Sorry. WTF. Seriously, what the fuck? "Lax it up, Bozzy." Whatever the fuck that means. and finally, while this video has really nothing do with a Bozzy (other than that it was posted by s...

So I work in a mall. A fairly mismanaged mall. They used to have a customer service desk, you know, where customers go to get serviced and also buy mall gift cards and whatnot... Well they shut that down. Most malls have stores that go out of business, well we have those too, but our mall shuts down the customer fucking service desk... and then replaces it with... *drumroll* A gum ball machine. Let me repeat myself. A FUCKING GUM BALL MACHINE. That's right, mall management is basically treating it's shoppers like gerbials. Now watch this live action Simpsons intro:

"at&t is the T1000 of corporations: no matter how many peices you break it into, it always comes back together."

Yes, Fox News has praised Michael Moore... Did Hell freeze over? read more | digg story

Maybe I should get out to the club more often... read more | digg story

Rotating skyscraper. 'Nuff said. read more | digg story

NILF hunter Samantha Bee gives us a steamy tour of the hotties that populate the 24-hour news channels. Is Fox the "Spice Channel" of news networks? [warning: may be NSFW] read more | digg story

Found this on YouTube, it's hilarious. Watch it. What a clown.

"If you have more than 200 orgasms a year, you can reduce your physiologic age by six years," Dr. Oz says. ---------- There's something incredibly unwholesome about getting sex advice from Oprah... read more | digg story

Edward Norton has signed on to play Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk which is due in theaters in June 2008. "Edward Norton is a rare talent and one of the most versatile actors in the business. His ability to transform into a particular role makes him the ideal choice to take on the character of Bruce Banner/The Hulk. Edward is perfectly suited to bring one of the most popular and important Marvel icons to the big screen in a new and exciting way." --Kevin Feige, President of Production, Marvel Studios. The film unfolds with Bruce Banner on the run while racing to find a cure for his situation (his hulkness ?) before his pursuers capture him. Liv Tyler and Tim Roth have also signed on. Filming is scheduled to begin next month.

"I don't think my opinion means jack shit, because I'm an actor. "Why do actors think their opinions mean more because you act? You just caught a break as an actor. There are hundreds - thousands - of actors who are just as good as I am, and probably better. "Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor's mouth lately?" read more | digg story

Everything Google has done, all on one page. I'm a dork. read more | digg story

You know what they say... live by the hoe, die by the hoe. read more | digg story

They advertise everywhere, but I've entered in zip codes from all over the country and they always respond with: "Sorry, we do not offer any service in ZIP code xxxxx" From what I gather, it's only available in Florida. They need to work on this.

And you thought size doesn't matter... read more | digg story

This is mildly amusing. I thought I would share it. I'm hungry. read more | digg story

Because apparently, "in Chief" was too hard to say... How about we save him the trouble of even saying "Commander", and just have him say "I'm the Guy"? But then he might get confused as to why "Guy" is still capitalized and just might drop that word altogether and go around spouting "I'm the" and then pausing for a bit... You know what, that would be cool. read more | digg story Oh crap, we have a video.

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Some moron(s) found the hex code for HD-DVDs and now Digg is being overwhelmed (oops I meant "pwned") with traffic. Thanks assholes. Where am I supposed to get my news now? Fark?! Somebody digg this.