It had to come to this. Somebody called me, left a gibberish voicemail, then left an ignorant as hell text message. Their number is 443-844-1421... they really need to stop being a fucking coward and just answer the phone. I've tried calling them. I've tried texting them. They won't respond. So the only way I possibly finding out who called me is by posting the number in a public place. Yeah, I'm an asshole. :)