The more you play with it, the harder it gets

Keep track of your dog with your bluetooth

What you need:
Bluetooth capable verizon phone w/ chaperone
Arm pouch case
Stereo bluetooth headset

Activate the bluetooth on the cell phone, and secure it in the arm pouch case and attach the case to your dog's leg.

Then activate the bluetooth headset, turn on auto answer, and secure to your dog's head.

Call your friendly neighborhood verizon wireless store and activate chaperone.

Now whenever you call your dog, the headset will automatically answer the call, and with chaperone, you'll always know where your dog is, and never lose your dog.

The first to put this to work gets a free pizza.

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Wow.

And this guy wants to be President.

Bones

History in the making.



I love my country.

Barack Obama for President.

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Now here's a blonde from Florida who's clearly laid out in the sun too damn long:



And finally, here's a California "democrat" who flew to Florida to showcase her excellent selection of lapel pins.

She has some nerve...

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This is a sick, sick, joke if anybody did this.

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