Showing posts from December, 2004

Oliver has some choice words

Anytime someone rolls out the lame "Michael Moore sat in the VIP box at the Democratic convention" nonsense, please respond with this: "George W. Bush, the president of the United States, invited drug addict, torture supporter, misogynist, racist, and all-around societal pariah Rush Limbaugh into the White House of the United States of America and proceeded to embrace him, so f*ck off." That's it , he's my favorite blogger.

That's right, heffalumps. And they'll be happy heffalumps too.

[ 09:32 ] [~turkey] dating older women is too much for me -_- [ 09:32 ] [~turkey] she works at disney world nowadays [ 09:33 ] [@Bozzy] THATS IIT [ 09:33 ] [@Bozzy] THE NEW DIRECTION FOR BOZZYS WORLD [ 09:33 ] [@Bozzy] THEME PARKS [ 09:33 ] [@Bozzy] Oh it'll be grand. [ 09:33 ] [@Bozzy] We will ride heffalumps

I live too close for comfort to rednecks...

So yesterday I was out with Dana and Jen in the western (aka hick) end of Howard County, MD, I know, stay with me, I was there to pick up a friend (and also buy her tampons, but that's beside the point), and drive her back to Columbia (aka where us normies live). I get to the gas station, which convienantly is also a High's and I go in to get the tampons, which was fun. I don't think it's that big a deal to buy feminine hygine products, but yeah, it does feel a little weird. ANYWAY, I go back outside and pull the car up to the pump and begin pumping. I know, that does sound hot. At that moment, I saw something I swear I have never and probably would never even think I would ever see happen. I mean, this is just weird. And remember, we're in Woodbine, MD, in the western end of Howard County. What did I see? I saw this kid, probably 16, chasing his girlfriend (I hope it wasn't his sister...) through the parking lot holding a DEAD SQUIRREL. YES, a _dead_ squirrel.

Something to think about...

No, that is not my image. And I was born in July...which means I was conceived in October...hmm, now Halloween is in October...this could explain a lot.

Dumb Maryland Laws

These are very amusing... Maryland "Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere." Okaaaaaay Baltimore City "It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday." But within 1 week is the only time they'd be interested....c'mon! "You may not curse inside the city limits." I think this one is really just them humouring themselves... Columbia "You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish." The Columbia Association really has this law and enforces it. "Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence." I know a few people here who have clotheslines. They look ghetto. Don't use them. Ocean City "A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk." They need to enforce this law. There's some ugly shirtless mofos at the beach. And no, I'm not one of

Mountain Dew Gives Me Green Diarrhea

Yes, Mountain Dew , gives me green diarrhea ! Do the Dew!

Merry Christmas 2004

Get down wit it Indian style .

Washington Nationals: Not dead anymore!

The Washington Nationals secured a home yesterday when a divided D.C. Council narrowly approved legislation that allows baseball to return to the nation's capital after 33 years. With a vote of 7 to 6, the council adopted a stadium package that contains several amendments to the original deal Mayor Anthony A. Williams struck with Major League Baseball in September. After three seasons at Robert F. Kennedy Memorial Stadium, beginning in April, the former Montreal Expos are scheduled to move to a new ballpark along the Anacostia waterfront in 2008. More... DC get's a team, they don't have to pay as much as MLB wanted, and MLB is satisified. Win, win, win. Except once the season starts, it'll be lose, lose, lose.

The Scion tC had a close call last night.

The scene began on Route 40, coming from Catonsville, heading towards Ellicott City. I was coming from VIP Billiards with Dana, if you live near here and know who Dana is. Anyway, that section of RT 40 is up and down, lots of hills. Going down the last hill, where Rogers Avenue is at the bottom, this stupid driver in front of me braked too hard and too fast and his car wound up sideways, perpendicular to the lane. I was only roughly 20 feet behind him, with the nearest car 35 feet behind me (thank god for that), and the first thing I did was brake, felt the anti-lock brakes kick in and the car start to skate down the road. So I let up on the brake and regain control of the car, BUT this means I am steadily approaching the car in front of me, sideways, blocking the lane. I steer to the right lane, and the act of going in that direction, without the use of gas or brakes, slowed the car down enough and I could brake slightly to stop the car. My car stopped, halfway in the left and right l

Skitzo again

Last night was fun....went to fletcher's to see skitzo, then went to this diner in reisterstown afterwards, then drove around, then went home and checked some blogs, then crashed. then i woke up and checked blogs and ate cereal, then went to my nephew's birthday party, then i came back and wrote in my blog and i am writing in my blog now, and in a few minutes i am going to watch the redskins game. Past. Present. Future. There. I did one of those life update posts. Finally. Are you fucking happy?

Nothing ever happens in Columbia

Well, for the most part. A police helicopter just stopped circling around my neighborhood, it made the circle about 15 times. Looked like it was circling over the Phelps Luck part of Long Reach village. Hmm, I wonder why. I know a couple heroin addicts who live there...lmao

Skitzo Calypso @ Fletchers tomorrow

Skitzo Calypso is gonna be playing at fletcher's tomorrow at 8:30. You should be there. No, not you, the person next to you. Yes, you.

Damn, that's a lot of lights

Yeah, there's this house in Columbia, no where near mine thank you, that I guess is occupied by the Griswalds . For about the last 20 years they go all out with exterior lumination. It's a little freaky , I mean there is a nativity scene and the baby Jesus doesn't get put out til Christmas Morning, but you can't help but do a drive-by every year. Here's a shot I purposely took out of focus, I think it looks awesome. If you don't, then you're a (Is anybody here Jewish?) fucking Jew. ;-) When they started doing this their kids were, um, still kids, but it's amazing how they keep this up year after year, even as their kids move into their mid-twenties. Yeah, those "kids" must still be helping them... or they better be. That said, one of these years from now, they'll eventually stop this all-out exterior lumination and maybe just have a few bushes lit up, or maybe none at all. That'll be sad. I would say it'll be the day Christmas di

What does this look like to you?


A Merry Fuckin Jew Christmas

There was once a Jew, a lonely Jew, and when Christmas came, he was even more lonely, and when Christmas went, he was in jail, because he tried to kill santa. (Stick with me here) While this lonely Jew was in jail, he was ass raped by a large white man, no not that white man. This guy wasn't that old. Maybe 30. And he had a big dick. Which hurt this Jew a lot. For this Jew had a small and tight asshole. Oh, did it hurt. Anyway, to make a long story short, because by the look on your faces (Yes, I CAN see you!) you are disgusted with this story, the plot, and the writing quality. And I am disgusted as well. I mean, who wouldn't be disgusted with a Jew getting anal sex on the day after Christmas? Really, that's just wrong. And unnecessary. Well I have to go, for this has been a blog post gone awry. I mean, how could a blog post have gone any more awry? Really, this is just BAD! It all started so innocently, it was supposed to be a HAPPY story about a jew on Christmas! What th

Blade: Trinity and Ocean's 12

BLADE: TRINITY This is a pretty decent sequel, but the plot is kind of suspect. And didn't Kris Kristopherson die in Blade II? I'm pretty sure he did, yet he is definitly alive in Blade: Trinity. Did we use an entire different set a writers, writers who did not see the last Blade ? What's going on here!!! Anyway, Wesley Snipes is awesome, the action is awesome, Ryan Reynolds is funny as hell, and Jessica Biel, is hot as shit. Maybe I should have said Ryan Reynolds is funny as shit and Jessica Biel is hot as hell... well catch this on HBO or DVD. OCEAN'S 12 Aside from being a little on the long side, this is a very well done sequel. It kept me guessing the whole way through, not to mention it was sold out for a MIDNIGHT (12:10am) SHOW! There's one thing that prevents this from being a great movie, and that envolves Julia Roberts. I will not say what, because it'll spoil it for those who have not had the priviledge of seeing this movie yet. In other words, this mo

Blogger Round-Up: Don't worry it only kills weeds

Ever wanted to see Roger Avary 's bare foot? No? Well fuck you, I'll show you anyway. It all started when stepped on a hoe (note: not a hooker, the garden tool), and one of the spikes went in his foot 4 inches . IN OTHER NEWS AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE... Avram posts something about Michael Jackson . Dave Barry has some important medical advice , but it doesn't concern him. Froggie wants to waste all of our time with 38 meaningless questions . *UPDATE* She wants me to mention she lost weight too. Go her! Fry really needs to blog more . JASON PASSED HIS PHYSICS TEST! OMG! WE ALL CARE! ;-) Jeff Jarvis lapped himself . Jenna May has an apology . Take it for what it's worth, folks. Jim wants everybody to know where he stands . What the fuck, motherfucker. What the fuck are you thinking? Katie made the cut , Matt still hasn't met a celebrity. Kevin Cupp is still in the process of moving his blog . Lily has a conversation with a freak . Mark wants us to hear his voice . M

Will the real Bozzy please stand up

Motherfucker! I've got an impersonator ! I also seem to be a shopping site in belgium , and I also provide what you need, when you need it . Don't look now, but I am a dog . THIS IS A LIE! I HATE ANIME! Need a computer? Bozzy's discount computers is at your service! This is even better than the time I found I was a hit in Japan , and don't forget to sign my guestbook !


President Bush want's to "ban" (because "burn" is too obvious) pro-homosexual drama , whether it be books, movies, or plays. How is this not similar to what Hitler did?

I'm not leaving til you acknowledge the irony!

It's a condemned house in Ellicott City, MD, but okay, it still has a satellite dish on it.

What. The. Fuck.

There is a game called " KILL JFK ". How is crap like this allowed? I am sure that if someone made a game that simulated the killing of President Bush, the secret service wouldn't be too pleased. If you're a republican and you enjoy this sick game, then you are a hypocrit.

White Christmas possibility: 0%

Looks like Maryland and every other state south of it will be having a Black Christmas again. HEHEH I MADE RACIAL JOKE!!!!!111one11!!!!

Hell House

Last night I went with some friends up to Hell House in the village of Ilchester, in Ellicott City, Maryland. It's supposed to be this haunted school which was built in the early 1800s, closed down in 1972, and then mysteriously burned down in 1997. I didn't see any strange events...although thru one of the windows (and keep in mind none of the windows have glass in them) I saw something move, probably the wind moving a branch. It's still got this creepy ass staircase that's so steep, you'd easily mistake it for the staircase Uma Thurman has to walk up in Kill Bill 2 . Anyway, if you go, don't park right in front of it, under the bridge. Cops will ticket you. Be more creative with your parking. I will not say where I park, I am not stupid.

How does Shooter's Cafe stay in business?

Last night I went to this pool hall called Shooter's Cafe in Lanham, MD. Okay, first off, what's with the cafe name? It's just pool tables. Secondly, and most-humorously, it cost us $4 to play, which we paid for with 4 $1's, and the guy gave us 7 $1's in change. How do they stay in business?

BTW, I am no longer a democrat.

BTWFYI, Last week I initiated a change to my voter registration, changing my party afiliation from democrat, to libertarian. I was just looking thru their issues , and agreed with virtually everything. This party has the balls the democrats seem to have misplaced. Now, I will still most likely vote democrat in upcoming elections, but I do give up my right to vote democrat in the primaries, because Maryland is gay with it's closed primaries. END OF TRANSMISSION

The Day Julia Roberts Flew Southwest Airlines: The 1st in the Buzz Index Series

Once upon a time, Julia Roberts boarded a flight, a Southwest Airlines flight. Why was she boarding this flight, this Southwest Airlines flight you ask? She was flying with big shot CEO of, they were on their way to the premiere of Mary Poppins at the Crystal Palace. "Oh, what a premiere this is going to be", said Ms. Roberts. "Indeed.", said the big shot CEO of Halfway through the flight, Julia Roberts could not stop going on and on about how she was about to give birth to twins, so the big shot CEO of, decided to to watch some TV. The in-flight movie was "The Princess and the Marine"! "Oh wonderful rapture of wondefulous* rapture", proclaimed the big shot CEO of! This has been his favorite movie ever since his 3 hour affair with Lindsay Lohan!* Which really was only an hour, for it happened on the last Southwest Airlines flight this big shot CEO of Annu

HIV, cured. Cancer, you're next, well technically a bigger penis is next, but you're after that.

It worked in mice. It worked in monkeys. And now in humans, a therapeutic vaccine has stopped HIV in its tracks. The vaccine is made from a patient's own dendritic cells and HIV isolated from the patient's own blood. Dendritic cells are crucial to the immune response. They grab foreign bodies in the blood and present them to other immune cells to trigger powerful immune system responses to destroy the foreign invaders. More... So go out and fuck a stranger in the ass. Yes, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!