Mark Ecko is an idiot.

I've never played baseball professionally but I'm going to start taking steroids and try out for the Orioles next season. I'll get on the roster and I will lead the league in home runs, all thanks to steroids. In 5 years the record is MINE***!!!!

See how stupid that sounds? You need more than steroids.

Mark Ecko is an idiot who wasted 750,000 dollars on a baseball.

Female Ninjas Rob Gas Station

I'm telling the truth! This was on a Pittsburgh news channel!! I swear!!!

"They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime." [Story]

The Ultimate Rock-Paper-Sissor Guide

Well it's more like the Rock-Paper-Sissor-Gun-Nuke-Devil, and a dozen more... but it's entertaining. Probably too hard to remember, but oh well.

Wait a second.

Let's add more.

Don't tase me, Bro!

The kid did nothing wrong except ask Sen. Kerry a daring question. The police had no right to arrest him let alone shock him with a TASER. (AP)

Redskins are 2-0!!!!

Way to beat the Eagles 20-12 in Philly on Monday Night Football!!

IMPORTANT IPHONE 2 INFORMATION

I have inside information that the iPhone 2 is coming out on 10/31/07. So don't buy the iPhone til the second version comes out!!!!!

Raffi's Punk Band

More comics here.

Open Water 2: Adrift

The people in this movie make the stupidest decisions a human fucking being could ever make. Want to know what happens when everybody on a yacht dives off to go swimming and nobody remembers to put the ladder down?

Eastern Motors

Welcome to Figment's Imagination!

Yes! Finally!

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