Dustin Diamond Sex Tape

Here is the link, I don't need to say anything else... except maybe, why?

Watch every Simpsons episode online!

I have uncovered this site. You can thank me later.

update: and it's already closed by FOX.

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Yeah, I have to work tomorrow. On my day off. Yes, cue the Clerks reference. But it's okay. I need the money. I'm a trooper. Super trooper. What? Yeah! Okay.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Tell it like it is.

Little Miss Sunshine

Still working at The Mobile Solution, and still meeting more new people everyday than somebody with Alzheimer's... but yeah, things are good. I have more money now. Would like to have even more money, but I don't work in White Marsh. Meh.

I saw Little Miss Sunshine last night. Fuckin' hysterical. Especially when the door falls off the VW Bus. I didn't ruin it, you had to be there.

My Redskins are 0-2... what in the flaming fuck happened? We have so much talent, so I'm confused. I watched both games, but now I won't be able to watch any, because they all start at 1pm or 4pm. But I will be able to watch the last game of the season against the Giants... hopefully things are better the next time I get to watch them.

My car needs oil. May try to do it myself.

Gotta go, keep on doin what you're doin and quit being anal buccaneers.

Let's blog again!!!

I've been busy with my new job, The Mobile Solution, and this blog has kinda taken a backseat to things, but I'll try to post more often whenever I can...when I'm not working and today is my one day off so that's nice.

Friday night is open. So call me.

To finish out the weekend...Saturday night I'll be at the Stone Cellar in Ellicott City after work to see 7 Days Torn and Psycho Mike... and then Sunday night I'll be at Tom's Sports Tavern to watch the Redskins-Cowboys game.

I've got to go to Marshalls or Walmart now.

The Kitty, The Bitch, and the Dresser.

It's my day off, so last night we all watched the Kitty, the Bitch, and the Dresser.

Yeah. It's a much better name. I also like the Kitty, the Bitch, and the Armoire.

Cookie Monster is a Homewrecking Man-Whore

Watch this to add a new dimension to Sesame Street.