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Playoffs, Baby!

The Redskins beat the Cowgirls 27-6. I don't wanna hear how the cowboys starters didn't play, they played for almost 3 full quarters.. and all Dallas could get on the ground was ONE RUSH YARD . That's right ONE.

Bill Belichick = Anne Ramsey?

Is it just me or does Patriots head coach Bill Belichick look like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies? It's just uncanny. And as much as it pains me to say this... Go Giants.

Don't hit your head on the sign warning you about hitting your head on the sign.

Let's predict Iowa!

Oliver Willis inspired this post, and I have to agree with him on the democrats with John Edwards winning the caucus and Barack Obama coming up behind with Hilary trailing afterwards. However! I see Mitt Romney winning for the republicans with Ron Paul a close second, followed by Giuliani and Huckabee in a dead heat for third. While Ron Paul will not win in Iowa, he will boast a high standing, which should keep him relevant for the states which don't go to the polls until March or later. I would love to see Ron Paul win the nomination. If it comes to an Edwards vs Paul showdown, I wil be extremely torn. They both do stuff I love and they both do stuff I hate, so it's just a matter of determining which of those things are important enough to get my vote.

Kristen Bell

All I want for Christmas...

That's right. How much do you love me?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull poster

I think I just had an orgasm.

Sorceress Jailed After Using Eggs and Underpants

A 69 year old woman has been jailed for 20 days for using eggs and underpants in an attempt to break a man from a lethal curse. I think the real crime is not that an old woman is in jail or that a man may or may not still be cursed but that he had to part with a pair of underwear and how many eggs did he have to get? If it was a carton, that's like $6 right there. Then there's the urine sample, but who cares about that, he had to pay her and buy the eggs. I hope she fucking fries. read more | digg story

Something's Wrong With Lily...

It all started not so innocently the other day. She was walking along and suddenly something came running towards her. She hopped around and freaked out and told Liz to hit it with her car so that nobody could determine what it was... but Liz was speeding at the time and road raging one of the Ravens and only hit it with one tire so we were able to get a description. What did it look like? Well she described it as having little devilish beady eyes and four tiny paws with claws as sharp as and looked similar to, razor blades. The Gillette Razor kind. You know, the best a man can get? Or was it the Mach3. Wait, that's the same one. Okay, where was I? Ah yes, tiny paws and four beady eyes as sharp as a Mach3, the best a man can get. You know what I mean. After she described the eyes and the Mach3 paws, we all were stumped, but then she yelled at us and told us that she wasn't finished talking and that we shouldn't interrupt her all the time. So we let her finish. And she said ...