Bozzy's World

I don't know about you, but I got to wondering (dangerous concept) about how in the world liberals got to be called "the left" and conservatives "the right"? I would guess that it's because of the whole political spectrum, with socialism on the far left, and fascism on the far right. But again, who determined that they would call socialism the left, and fascism the right? How exactly was this determined? Why was this determined? It's really annoying how some people keep referring to political parties as "the right" or "the left", without once thinking about the origins of those words. People need to wake up and start questioning their surroundings and beliefs. If you think you have an idea, please feel free to share.

Ah, the stuff you find at starbucks...brings a tear to my little liberal eye...

I just found an interesting site that shoots down tons of urban legends. It's really cool . You should invest some time in it.

Boy, the US is really getting desperate in their search for WMDs. Now they have apparently stopped looking for them and set their focus to Iraq's intent to develope WMDs. I guess they finally got around to showing Minority Report to Bush... "Ultimately what we want is a comprehensive picture, not just simply answering questions -- were there weapons, were there not weapons?" Charles Duelfer told reporters after briefing the Senate Armed Services Committee (news - web sites) behind closed doors. "The hunt will go on until we're able to draw a firm and confident picture of what the programs were and where the regime was headed with respect to them. But we're looking at it from soup to nuts -- from the weapons end to the planning end and to the intentions end," he said. Do you want to know more?

If you are bored, and you are (else you wouldn't be here), then try to beat me by making it past level 12 in this hard flash game . Go ahead and try to make it past level 12, I know you cannot.

This is a very†cute movie, but it's strange to have a Coen brother's movie without John Turturro or Steve Buscemi in it....in fact, the entire cast made their first apperance in a Coen brother's movie. Anyway, Tom Hanks leads 3 other people in trying to steal money from a boat casino. The only way they can get to the vault is to tunnel into it from a nearby house, which is inhabitated by an old cat lady. Aside from Tom Hanks' superb acting and comedic timing, Marlon Wayans nearly steals the show from Hanks. Marlon was kickin ass. The rest of the cast doesn't really stand out, but you should check this one out. It's funny, in a cute kind of way.

OMFG! The cicadas are back! Not just any type of cicada, the kind that only comes around every 17 years. I was only 6 years old when they were last here, so I have virtually no recollection of what they're like, but I do know that even the normal breeds of cicadas that are around every year are loud as hell...so this year will be pretty interesting.

"You and a few other critics are the only other people I have heard use the phrase 'immediate threat.' I didn't. The President didn't." ~Donald Rumsfeld on Face the Nation March 14th 2004 "No terror state poses a greater or more immediate threat to security of our people and the stability of the world than the regime of Saddam Hussein in Iraq." ~ Donald Rumsfeld, September 18th 2002. Be sure to watch the video , it is so much more hilarious to actually see him squirm.

That's because by the time Bush is nominated at the Republican convention in New York City in September, the deadline to get on the Illinois ballot will have passed in August. do you want to know more? If this happens, I will laugh my ass off so fucking hard. Kerry has that state easily, as I doubt many people will use the write-in method. Hell, I'm going to laugh my ass off right now: LMAO. Ah, that felt good.

US fast food giant McDonald's is to launch a range of children's clothing in North America and western Europe. The McKids range will be designed, made and distributed by Chinese firm Shanghai Longtrust Trade. The products will initially go on sale in China, Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan and South Korea, before reaching Europe, Japan and North America next year. The McKids line of products will also include toys, videos, DVDs and books. The deal with Longtrust comes after the trialling of McKids clothing products in stores in Shanghai and Indonesia. So if McDonalds ever goes out and says that they want people to be healthy, then you know that's a big lie, since if kids were healthy, their McFatty clothing line would suffer. Also: Michele has uncovered something that reveals the excellent word choice of the BBC. LMAO.

Studies in men revealed that men who are generally hostile or often openly angry may have as much as a 30 percent greater risk of developing irregular heart rhythms, such as atrial fibrillation. Atrial fibrillation is a risk factor for stroke. Hostility did not appear to be as harmful to the heart health of women. When I did that RealAge survey, I signed up for some email health tips, and that was in today's. How the hell is a male heart different from a female heart? SEE THIS IS WHY WOMEN WILL NEVER BE EQUAL TO MEN!!! [/SARCASM]

We have killed more people in iraq than 9/11 plus our casualities in Iraq. 8782 min to 10631 max iraqis killed ( Source ) 3000 americans on 9/11 and 600 in iraq no matter how you spin it, 8782 is more than 3600. So, this begs the question, is an American life worth more than an Iraqi one?

Blame Kevin for the inspirado behind this one. Remember this one, it will get shown if you annoy me. Expect the shop to have a shirt with this on it in the near future. update Here's the shirt .

Watch this segment from his lame CNBC show and pay close attention to the fact that NOT ONCE does Dennis retort with any facts, he just replies with insulting remarks. Also, listen to his clowns in his audience. Dennis comments, "has the world not changed in 12 years?" (Actually it's been 13, but who's counting) Does this philosophy allow us to disregard the so-called "flip-flopping" by Sen. Kerry? Why yessuh I believe it does. Every politician "flip flops" on issues. It's human nature to evolve and mature your thought process. To ridicule anybody (even Bush, you fellow leftists) for flip-flopping is absurd. via Oliver

I just HATE It when people say "the leader of the free world". The United States of America is the leader of the world. What, there's some "unfree" world that we are not allowed to touch? We are the most powerful nation in the world. Please stop using that phrase. Ugg.

Dear Sir or Madam, If you are planning on changing lanes to get ahead of me, please make an effort to get all the way in the other lane before passing me. Thank you. In Partnership, Bozzy

Yeah, feng shui is gay. It really is. If you don't know, it's the "art" of placement. Notice the quotation marks. It's not really an art, it's just placing shit around in a "nice" fashion. Which basically means some guy neat freak just felt like making a reason to keep things clean and orderly. Even the definition is fucking stupid: \F[^e]ng"-shu`i\, n. [Chin. feng wind + shiu water.] A system of spirit influences for good and evil believed by the Chinese to attend the natural features of landscape; also, a kind of geomancy dealing with these influences, used in determining sites for graves, houses, etc. "A system of spiritual influences"? What. The. Fuck. That basically means-- hell, who knows what went thru the mind of the moron who put those words together. Oooooh it's about "good and evil" too! Mighty Morphin Feng Shui Rangers! Yeah! Also, I have never heard of the word "geomancy", let's look it up: Di

Lately it seems that Big Media has been more and more fascinated with the blogging concept, and some have even accepted one of these non-hostile take-overs. I think it's pretty lame. One of the main reasons why I blog is because it's a place where I can share my views and opinions on things and have total control over everything. One post I could be talking about commercializing blogs and the next I could be posting my results to some totally irrelevant and stupid (yet fun) Internet quiz. No, that won't be my next entry. Or maybe it will be. Who knows. That's why The Boz shall never be taken over.

I know you're curious...

ALISO VIEJO, Calif. (AP) - City officials were so concerned about the potentially dangerous properties of dihydrogen monoxide that they considered banning foam cups after they learned the chemical was used in their production. Then they learned that dihydrogen monoxide - H2O for short - is the scientific term for water. do you want to know more? Dihydrogen monoxide is a very deadly chemical!!!

COLUMBIA, MD-- Ask many guys, and they'll tell you that today, March 14th is Steak and BJ Day, but before one's girl gets on their knees, one may want to wait an extra 6 days, to March 20th, which is also Steak and BJ Day . When confronted with this question, Dale Redback, who already had his pants around his ankles when we posed the question, responded with a "Sweet! We get two days! Ouch woman!" But Dale Redneck I mean back is sadly mistaken, you only get one. But we here at Channel 69 are not exactly sure which date it is. We would hate for guys everywhere to be given an illegitimate blowjob. If you or anybody you know has any information, please do not hesitate to call 1-900-321-LOVE.

Because, 4 more years would mean 4 more years removed from the President Clinton administration, and anything Bush does wrong would be ALL his fault...but I suppose he will still find a way to blame it all on President Clinton...even though the republicans control all aspects of government (and soon the supreme court), anything bad will still somehow be pinned on President Clinton. What about pinning all the blame on President Peirce?

I am pretty disgusted with a lot of so-called Americans right now. There's some people here that have no tolerance of other views and instead of doing the appropriate thing when it comes to protests (turning away and ignoring them), they scream expletives and what not at the protesters. Americans have a right to protest whatever they want, and yes, people can protest the protesters, but a lot of people I know, either online, or right next door to me, are republicans and practice namecalling and other non constructive forms of protesting the protesters. It's just wrong. Christ, I remember back in 2000, I had put up a "Gore/Lieberman" sign on MY property, and the fucking kids in the neighborhood kept tearing it down. And their parents totally did not care one bit. NOT ONE BIT. They actually encouraged that behaviour. Ladies and gentleman, that is what is wrong these days. Not the protesters who are protesting the government. I am going to be putting up another sign ON M

Terrell Owens compares self to Rosa Parks. Really, Terrell? Which bus were you forced to sit in the back on? Comparing yourself to Rosa Parks is a fucking slap in the face to any person who has had to fight for civil rights. Terrell, take your money, and be a Raven. Purple Power!

via Oliver and Daily Kos It just brings a tear to my eye...

I take it we have all seen violence in movies. Do you think it is better for children to watch violence with the realistic blood, or violence with no bloody effects at all. I say this now because "I, Spy" is on HBO and it has no bloody violence. Owen Wilson or Eddie Murphy shoot somebody, and they just fall down, no blood. How does a child perceive this? That guns don't hurt people?

MIAMI (AP) DirecTV is accusing O.J. Simpson of pirating its satellite television signal. In a lawsuit filed Wednesday in federal court in Miami, the company demanded the former football star pay DirecTV $20,000. Federal agents removed satellite TV equipment from Simpson's house in the Miami neighborhood of Kendall during a search in 2001. DirecTV alleges the devices were ``bootloaders,'' for unscrambling the company's signals. do you want to know more? Only a murderer pirates satellite-tv signals. Haha, suck on that one.

Yes, Fossils starts with the letter 'F' so therefor is an F-word, but the title of the article says "the 'F word'", which we only know there is one and only one F WORD. Okay, enough semantics talk, read about Mars .

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Something I ate yesterday made me feel like shit today, I woke up at 5am and just puked, then puked again around 8am. I don't know what's to blame exactly, but when I find out, it is going down like Martha Stewart .

This is probably the most unfunniest comedy ever made, ever. The only thing that could possibly considered a 'laugh' that came out of me would probably best be described as a 'slight chuckle', but it was brief as well. Yes, it ended when I realized how pathetic it was delivered. The acting is non-existant. Okay, so I will admit, I thought "Super Troopers" was hilarious and original, but even in that movie, the acting was bad. So, should I have expected the acting to be bad in "Club Dread"? Yeah, and I did, however, the plot was worse and just stupid. And the dialogue was even worse. At least "Super Troopers" had a funny script to work with, 'Dread didn't even have that to accentuate the piss-poor acting. Please do not see this. Please. Please. If you don't see this, I shall give you a cookie.

Sounds like a good movie with a bad plot, or a bad movie with a good plot, but no, it was a mini-nightmare I had last night. So, I thought I woke up. I went to the little boys room to release my urine, and there's this little monster thing sitting on the rim of the toilet, staring at me! I scream, "Ahhh!" and told it to go away, but then my alarm went off and I woke up... and I went to pee fo' rizzle. It won the battle, but not the war, for I shall sleep again someday.

Julie loaned their CD to me when we saw The Passion on Tuesday. Yeah, I went to see it again, it was greater the second time around. She says Caviezel butchered some of the Aramaic, but as she also said, "honestly, who can tell?" So anyway, she loaned me (I loaned her 2 Jim's Big Ego CDs last time) a great CD of a local band, All Mighty Senators , I think the song "Kung Fu Masters" is my favorite. Yeah. It is. "Giant Steps" is also great. Their beats kick major ass. Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Nah, he's just a fucking druggie. And so is Barry Bonds. Bonds can take his record, and shove it up his steroidal ass. Any and ALL players who have abused drugs just to set a bad example to children and make money and ruin the sport of baseball, should be BANNED FOR LIFE. I do not care if 500 players get banned, they have hurt the sport of baseball, and should not be allowed the freedom to play and earn a living. Let's see, Pete Rose and the Blacksox get a lifetime ban for gambling, but hundreds of other players are abusing drugs and setting bad examples to little leagers, get to keep playing? What gives? I hope all these players shrivel up and die, from the side-effects of course.

Dear Bush, Please stop all these weird homos from tieing the knot. It hurts me personally. I can't sleep at night knowing that anybody and everybody can fall in love and get married. It hurts me personally. I can't stress that enough, it hurts me in the cockles of my heart. I think homos shouldn't be allowed to live, let alone marry. They disgust me. Homos are evil and the nazis were homos. Seeing two gays marry hurts me personally, Mr. President, please make a regressive ammendment to our beloved constitution. Your Citizen, Bozzy

I voted for Special K (aka Dennis J. Kucinich) for President, selected 3 male and 3 female delegates for Howard Dean, voted for Barbara Mikulski and Benjamin Cardin for congress, and Mary Kay Sigaty for Howard County School Board.

No, this isn't some new emo band, it's radio storms on Jupiter, the planet. And you can listen to them on this streaming audio , pretty nifty, eh?

"The voting was so incredibly close, we felt it only fair to extend the invitation to pose nude to all five women. Stay tuned in the coming weeks to find out who ultimately shows their software in an exclusive Playboy.com pictorial." do you want to know more? Thanks for the link, Kevin !

I was right about Charlize Theron, Renee Zellwegger, LOTR: Return of the King, and Lost in Translation. In fact I was only wrong about Ken Watanabe and Jude Law. So I am Nostradamus, bitch. Yeah, it wasn't Jude Law...but Sean Penn deserved it, he's been nomimated a lot and hadn't won any, so kudos to him. For anybody who thinks Bill Murray should have won: His character in Lost in Translation was so much like himself that he didn't have to act that much. That's why it went to Sean. Not ridiculing Bill Murray, he did great in Lost in Translation, it just wasn't a very challenging role for him. Finally, there were major outbursts against the President, like there were last year with Michael Moore, but there were some little comments. Cool. Go Hollywood.