Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are! Awesome.
Hey, if you really want to make profits, quit building stores with 30 fucking checkout lines when you only use six at any one time. I hope the dog food I left on the unused conveyor belt is ruined or is eaten by a baby. Crackheads.
I found this joke recently and it hits close to home, since my main goal at work is to sell a phone to people who come to the mall to most likely buy other things.