Saturday, February 24, 2007

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!


I walked out of Wal-Mart

Hey, if you really want to make profits, quit building stores with 30 fucking checkout lines when you only use six at any one time. I hope the dog food I left on the unused conveyor belt is ruined or is eaten by a baby. Crackheads.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Tuesday, February 6, 2007