Showing posts from February, 2007

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? Harry: A picture of me? Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are! Awesome.

I walked out of Wal-Mart

Hey, if you really want to make profits, quit building stores with 30 fucking checkout lines when you only use six at any one time. I hope the dog food I left on the unused conveyor belt is ruined or is eaten by a baby. Crackheads.

Pictures of Squirrels for Lily


A Good Salesman

I found this joke recently and it hits close to home, since my main goal at work is to sell a phone to people who come to the mall to most likely buy other things.

Peter Pan & Great Value Peanut Butter Recalled Over Salmonella Concerns

How the fuck do you get salmonella in peanut butter?! read more | digg story

A five year old girl gives birth

This was before MJ's time, and also the wrong gender. read more | digg story

Brian Moorman gets "jacked up"

The Pro Bowl is weak? Tell that to Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor. read more | digg story

Steve Jobs' Favorite Sayings (Video)

A HUGE video compilation of GREAT Steve Jobs and his COOL favorite quotes. Mere mortals. read more | digg story