Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of idiot. Which you fucking are!

Awesome.

I walked out of Wal-Mart

Hey, if you really want to make profits, quit building stores with 30 fucking checkout lines when you only use six at any one time. I hope the dog food I left on the unused conveyor belt is ruined or is eaten by a baby. Crackheads.

Pictures of Squirrels for Lily

A Good Salesman

I found this joke recently and it hits close to home, since my main goal at work is to sell a phone to people who come to the mall to most likely buy other things.

Peter Pan & Great Value Peanut Butter Recalled Over Salmonella Concerns

How the fuck do you get salmonella in peanut butter?!

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A five year old girl gives birth

This was before MJ's time, and also the wrong gender.

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Brian Moorman gets "jacked up"

The Pro Bowl is weak? Tell that to Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor.

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Steve Jobs' Favorite Sayings (Video)

A HUGE video compilation of GREAT Steve Jobs and his COOL favorite quotes. Mere mortals.

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