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This is yet another excuse of the government coming and telling people how to do business. The government is so out of place. Let's just leave this up to BUSINESS OWNERS. It's their bar. Fucking fascists. The ban will mean that patrons won't be allowed to light up in any indoor areas of bars or private clubs such as the American Legion as long as employees are present. Do you want to know more?

I camped out on the couch all yesterday watching TV. Mostly SciFi, although I did pop in the Death Proof dvd, but yeah, mostly SciFi. I think SciFi had some kind of killer marathon or theme yesterday. In the morning they showed a movie about killer yellowjackets. In the afternoon, it was killer locosts, and in the evening it was killer soldier ants! What is my point? If you find yourself up against these impeccable odds, just remember to grab your flame thrower. All three of these killer insects from hell can be put down with a simple flame thrower. It's that simple; now stop making these movies... but if you do, you know I'll watch them.

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This is serious. No, it probably won't hit the Earth directly but there is a good chance that is negatively charged which would disrupt the Earth's electromagnetic field and cause freakish Lightning storms, massive earthquakes, and volcanic activity! 6 days from now! January 30th! Mark your calendar!

Heath Ledger is found dead in his Manhattan apartment, and on an unrelated note, stock markets plunge throughout the world .

No this isn't about Michael Strahan or Eli Manning or the rest of those fucking Giants. This is about Cloverfield , which I saw the other night and actually quite enjoyed. While it may be just another 'Godzilla' or 'King Kong' flick, it's unique way of storytelling kept me enthralled throughout the whole picture. Way to go JJ Abrams. Go back to Japan. I want a sequel.

Mitt Romney defaces the american flag. No, he didn't burn it, but Mitt Romney did write his name on it. To make matters worse for the Republicans, Mike Huckabee decided that he was gonna go all out and do a book signing for the Holy Bible! You can't take credit for that, Mike!

Verizon has officially announced the Samsung u940, a smart phone with a 2.78 inch touch screen and a 5-megapixel camera.

That's right. It's sad. He was allegedly drinking with friends the night before. So to honor is death, sometime tomorrow, hopefully at the same time, drink some beer, rent "Herschel Hopper: New York Rabbit", and attempt to buy heroin from an undercover cop. RIP Brad Renfro. read more | digg story

This morning on "Good Morning America" while Diane Sawyer was interviewing her about having lips like her, Diane Keaton says "then I'd have to work on my fucking personality". read more | digg story

MSNBC told Dennis Kucinich he could participate in the debate before the Nevada primary election, then they said he couldn't. Dennis and a Nevada Supreme Court Judge disagreed with MSNBC, and now he can participate. MSNBC is still trying to ban him from the debate, which makes no sense. Just let him participate, it's not like it'll make a difference in the voting anyway. read more | digg story

Oh noes. WASHINGTON -- After the toughest season of his Hall of Fame career, one that tested his leadership like never before, Joe Gibbs is stepping down. He retired as coach and team president of the Washington Redskins on Tuesday, three days after a playoff loss ended an inspirational late-season run that followed the death of safety Sean Taylor. Do you want to know more?

Another daily dose of a taser... this time cops say it's because the camera "could be used as a weapon." read more | digg story

Holy shit, I almost overlooked this article! read more | digg story

"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed." read more | digg story