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10 Reasons not to buy an iPhone right now.

Yeah. I'm going there. Anyway, if you don't know, I work for Verizon Wireless, so this may be a bit biased. But I also own a Power Mac G5 and an iPod, so I freaking love Apple, and I consider Steve Jobs a deity of some sort. So why shouldn't you rush out to your nearest at&t store or Apple store and throw at least 500 bucks at the sales people (even though we like that)? Let's begin. I will start with 10 and work down, because Letterman is the shit. 10. It's not 3G. I don't want to hear the excuses of how at&t's HSDPA network isn't big enough yet. No brand spankin' new phone should be designed on old technology. It's a waste of resources (and your customer's money). 9. You need to have at&t service. This oxymoron online should keep people away. 8. No over-the-air music downloads. This really isn't that hard. Verizon did this with the LG Chocolate a year ago. You'd think this would be a high priority, to tie the cellular wo...
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I moved into my new place.

I'll be on MTV cribs any day now. Til then, just look at this hilarious Google Ad I grabbed.
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Lightning Strikes Good Luck Road

What determines whether luck is good or bad, who knows, but I would say a lightning strike is definitely bad. Unless you're a fire God of some sort. Then it's good. PRINCE GEORGE'S COUNTY, Md. -- Lightning hit an apartment complex, sparking a fire in Prince George's County Wednesday afternoon, officials said. The incident happened around 2 p.m. Wednesday in the 9700 block of Good Luck Road in Seabrook. More...
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Poor Pluto

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Is Kim Jong Ill?

Reports coming from diplomats in Pyongyang have Kim Jong-Il so debilitated that he can no longer walk 30 feet without assistance. He apparently needs heart surgery, which has kept him from making public appearances on his normal schedule. read more | digg story
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T - one week

Yes, I really did use the phrase "T minus"... shut up. So yeah.. I move into my new place in one week. Can't wait. There's a freaking pool. It's awesome. No more having to deal with animals pissing and shitting everywhere in the house. Sorry Lily. It's filthy.
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Not Fair - Ten Years In Prison For Consensual Oral Sex

Ten years in prison for receiving oral sex. That is Genarlow Wilson ’s sentence. When he was 17 years old and a high school senior, he received consensual oral sex from a 15-year-old, 10th-grade girl. Everyone agreed, including the prosecutor and the girl herself, that she initiated the act. And yet.... PARIS HILTON ONLY STAYS IN JAIL FOR 3 FULL DAYS. . update : hold on a sec... she's probably going back to jail ... somebody needs to make up their fucking mind. read more | digg story
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How to unlock your car with a cell phone

Those of you who lock your keys in your car need not worry about it any longer. Just as long as you don't lock the spare key in the car as well, you'll always have the ability of calling up home and having someone unlock your car by holding the spare up to their phone. Of course, for those that manage to lock both the master and the spare, you're still shit out of luck. read more | digg story
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