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Lights out

I am canceling my webhost account. The March bill just came thru, and I got charged 800 bucks for going over my bandwidth limit. I didn't even know I did! Their meter is messed up! So, I have to cancel, I don't know how I will come up with the money due last month. Ugg, goodnite all.

This disgusts me

NBC, MSNBC fire Peter Arnett And no, not because he was fired. It appauls me how a person could show that much lack of judgment. Look, I'm against this war too, Mr. Arnett, but I don't think a free-press reporter should be doing business with a news organization that is anything but free. And what pisses me off more is that Geraldo "I once took fat from my ass and put in my face" Rivera drew a line in the sand exposing our troop movements. Where the fuck is the common sense? However, some jackass on MSNBC made a general statement about these events saying that "liberals are undermining America, the war, and our troops"...Excuuuse me, how can you say that? I consider myself a liberal, but have I exposed our troop movements, risking their lives? I didn't think so! I don't think a person has to support our troops or the war to be angry at these two reporters. I can speak my mind about our troops and the war all I want, but their lives are still importa

Opening day! Snow? WTF!

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I had no idea I would think snow delay and orioles opening day on the same day. Just not right. Stupid snow cost the O's a run, it was coming down hard and with cloudy skies, you can imagine the difficulty in seeing a little white ball. The game was called after that play, in which the RF, CF, and first baseman were all 20 feet from the ball when it hit the ground in right field. It was that bad. Sure, it's easy to hit, because a hitter has a green backdrop (the field), but the fielders have a white backdrop, so it wasn't fair. The stupid run counted...but the Orioles still won! Sorta...I mean, winning 6-5 in the bottom of the 13th inning is kinda considered a win...lol

Man from future and Man in Underpants

Holy Superman, Batman! I almost used the same excuse and I wear underwear! 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256! do you all think this guy is crazy? what are your thoughts on time travel? Is it possible? how would we know if he is telling the truth or not? and... Underpants vandal caught on video Police have released video of a man who marched down Cardiff's main streets in his underpants, smashing 43 shop windows with a spade. do you all think this guy is crazy? what are your thoughts on wearing underwear? is it possible? how would we know if he was really wearing underpants or not?

The Core

Two words: Suspend Disbelief. That is what you MUST do to come out liking this good ol' popkorn flick. When up against other films of this type, such as Deep Impact and Independence Day , "The Core" easily bests them, but man, it's also easily the least probable.

I am a Smart Man

During the Bush presidency, I have learned a lot. About how to act, how to treat others, damnit, I have learned a lot from that great man. 1. I have learned that violence is a moral and just solution to any problem. I will never ever try to talk myself out of any fight. Fuck it, I have a blackbelt in Hapkido, I should start using it! Don't fucking come near me! You hear me?!? I will fucking kill you. 2. I have learned that the government endorses violence against others. 3. I have learned that it's okay for one country to bomb another country, but not okay for another country to bomb another country. I should definitly use this more. 4. I have learned that if you don't like someone, just kill them. 5. I have learned that pro-war people are blind when it comes to hypocrisy. Silly me, let's get all wet over bombing some country I could care one lick about, but oh no, it's a crime against humanity if that country goes and does the same thing to Kuwait. 6. I have

who wants to own bozzy for a day?

I just got the best idear! Who wants to own me for a day? Okay, so that's all I put into this idea, but it has promise...and it's not just another get bozzy rich quick scheme! (scroll down if you want that.) No, I didn't think you would either. Who want's to own me? How will this work? I have no clue. Just play it by ear! Or the whole me! Okay, that was lame, now nobody wants to own me. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep...ttyl! [editor's note: please be aware that this was not going to be posted, but bozzy insisted. that little shitfuck.] [editor to the editor's note: please be aware that bozzy has fired his editor.] [janitor's note: bozzy had an editor?]

Wendigo

I rented this on Wednesday and watched it last night....I am pretty disapointed with it...sure it's always nice to see horror movies without big special effects, but it wasn't even that scary (nothing like " The Ring ") and it felt like it was building up to something that never ever materialized. When it ended I was like "This is it?!?" I loved the fast paced montages in it that were reminiscent of " Requiem for a Dream ", but I think this movie was too much flash and not enough substance... needed less editing and more plot.

Stupidity Personified

I saw this converstation via wil , it captures the lunacy of the pro-war crowd to a T.

ah, Spring!

Spring is here! It's 74 degrees! Of course it's supposed to thunder & lightning and all that fun stuff in a couple hours, so it'll go back to being chilly, but I never thought 74 degrees would feel balmy! Speaking of that, I hate tshirts now. They look like bum clothes and if you get hot in them, you can't do much without taking it off...with a button up shirt (not a fancy dress shirt, those are uncomfortable) you can always just unbutton it, but don't go going into mickey-d's. You need a shirt for that!

My hero!

michael moore called Bush a "ficitious president" on LIVE television! Michael, you kick major ass, way to go! :-) The people who booed him are just hollywood pretty faces who don't follow ONE LICK of what real people go thru, so FUCK THEM. Too bad America is founded on censorship, because I doubt zoe will be able to see it, as it will no doubt be cut out by bush's cronies. Bush is a ficitious president and Donny Rumsfeld is a fucking joke. He didn't even know about the ambush til he was told on face the nation this morning. That is inexusable, he shouldn't be relying on the news. This is a fucking embarrassment. I believe jason said it best, "There are planes and helipcopters crashing into each other, the news media keeps accidentally giving away a little too much information...great job Bush. You've lost lives in your careless, jingoistic war." I am disgusted...yet overjoyed...GO MICHAEL MOORE! Props on the Oscar win!

Stop Whining

I find it pretty ironic how just last week the US was all gung ho about going to war, and now with the notion of american boys being executed (may they rest in peace), they start bitching about not being fair. Fuck you Rumsfeld. It's not fair how Bush "won" the presidency, it's not fair to go after somebody's leader on the first strike (tho I am glad we did, saddam should be killed, just wish we didn't have to have a war to do it). A lot of things aren't fucking fair. War isn't fair. War is hell. Why do all these pro-war people think that other countries can't fight back or play dirty like we do? It's war. It's survival of the fittest. If playing hardball is needed to survive an attack from a superpower, then sobeit. I mean, I'm not on Iraq's side here, but it's just funny how the US starts whining and bitching about things not going their way. Anybody agree?

Top 25 funniest movies of all time

This is your mission, should you choose to accept it, rank the funniest 25 movies of all time. Below are my choices, unranked of course. Are you limited to those? No, those are just my picks, feel free to add other movies, maybe I'll incorporate your list into mine. So have fun thinking about this, I will post an update to this entry with my rankings of the movies below. EDITED Let me say this again, try to rank these. I want to see how other people rank these movies. That'll help me rank them.

Dreamcatcher

I am disappointed. I was led to believe that this was a supernatural thriller (by the previews) and it is by far not that. Now, it's still a pretty good story. I liked it a pretty good deal, and almost immediately I thought of this film as a combo of "Stand by Me", "The Langoliers", and "Outbreak". Of course, the first two are hardly coincidences, since this is based on a book by Stephen King, but I just wish the unknown terror was not aliens, but instead, were ghosts. The movie was really intriguing right up to the point where animals were running away from the woods, and our main character's were baffled. Then it just turned into an alien/monster flick. The only other problem I have with this is the thinness of the plot. The military part / blue group whatever is almost pointless. The only area with any real depth is Duditz and the four friends. This film should have centered more around them, and especially not waste the talent of Jason Lee and

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

I can't get my usual dose of syndicated simpsons because of this fucking war! Why the hell do the 24 hour cable news broadcasts have to be simulcast on the network stations?!?! Do they think we don't know how to work the remote or do they just like controling us?! WAR WAR GO AWAY! BOMB SADDAM ANOTHER DAY!

Happy Steak and BJ Day!

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Yeah, that's what March 20th is from now on, it was decided on Valentines Day last month. Guys need a day for them as well. So... who want's to celebrate this day with me? :-D

vernal equinox @ 8

you bring the women, I'll bring the beer. don't be late.

WHAT THE HELL?!?!

al gore joins Apple's board of directors I'm befuddled. lol No, shocked. I don't know what to make of it. scott cried over it, his parents thought he was tearing over the war, nope, al gore. "Gore, who helped popularize the phrase "Information Superhighway," said in a statement that he had been particularly impressed with Apple's Mac OS X operating system and the company's commitment to the open-source software movement." Who isn't impressed with OS X? Well, at least the world gained another mac user! Down with Micro$hit!

Bush or TicTacs?

In this time of trial, we must consider our options, bush or tic tacs ? 35 countries my hairy ass. :rolls eyes:

Grip Terms

Okay, that last entry sparked some great discussion and debate, and that's really cool...but I think we should lighten it up and get back to what's really important! Grip terminology! I was studying my flash cards for my tv class which I am taking this semester and some of the terms used are really funny...

Sick to my stomach

I am sick to my stomach. Yeah, I just watched George W. Bush's speech to the American people about why he thinks we have the right to attack Iraq when they represent less of a threat to us than several other nations, North Korea and Cuba to be exact. How long has Castro been in power? And he's how close to the florida coastline? Just doesn't make any sense. Typical of the republicans. Republicans have ruined the once great American democracy. They got all mad because President Clinton got his dilly whacked by a whore, yet, are perfectly at ease with killing innocent Iraqi civilians. Again, republicans boggle my eyes. Sex is bad? Killing is good? Get yourself in gear. Geez. Haha, what a joke Bush made when he told the Iraqi civilians they are not his target! That's a bold face lie right there. I mean, does it really take 250,000+ US troops to handle just Saddam Hussein? Of course not, the rest are there to destroy the country. All we need to do is lay back, say we'

The Hunted

I had this whole paragraph about the plot planned to go right here, but upon seeing this movie, I'll just say that if you've seen "First Blood", you already know what The Hunted is about.

Willard

The trailers ARE WRONG. This is not a horror movie. It's bloody and gory, but not horror. Crispin Glover, who's most rememberable performance is George McFly in Back to the Future, plays Willard, a shy, timid, 20-something living with his dying mother and working for his father company. Only the company is not run by his father, but R. Lee Ermy! And guess what? His character is not a drill sergant, but don't tell that to his employees...anyhoo, I enjoyed this tale of a man's growing insanity and downfall, if you like disturbing stories, this is right up your alley. If you're squimish and/or a kid, you may not want to see this. If you work for PETA, you may not want to see this. I'm glad I did see this. I just wish Crispin Glover would get offered more roles, because after Back to the Future and Willard, I am now tired of the shy, timid character. But again, I enjoyed this movie a great deal. It's nice seeing that character films don't always have to be o

Fun with Bots

Okay, I stumbled across some aim fansite, yes, they have such a thing, and then I found out there's a bot called 'ZoeOnAOL', well seeing as I know of a real zoe on aol, I had to amuse myself...

Movin' On Up

Hey people, guess what. Just take a guess. You got your guess? Okay, cool, but you're wrong. I am not joining the jelly of the month club, I am testing for my second degree blackbelt this June! Years of hard work, about 7 to be exact, since I got my first blackbelt, I will be testing for my second! From what I saw at the tournie back in december (there were 2nd degree tests beforehand) it doesn't seem as difficult as my first degree blackbelt. Price is still the same. High. Ballpark? About 300. I'm not worried. I can come up with money myself. The price is not really the entry fee, it's for them to make the belt. The blackbelts are hand stitched with my name in english and south korean. So it's all good. I can't wait. My brother's friend should also be testing for his first degree blackbelt, so lots of people I know will be there. I'm confident in my abilities thus far, I still have to increase my flexibility some, and tone up my abs, but my abs are alre

Clown Penis?!?

What, the, FUCK!!!?

Renaming the french?

I Just heard on my fox5 news station that people are boycotting french products such as wine and cheese, and dumping them in the cheseapeak bay or potomac river. But that's not the killer. What's so fucking funny is that some resturants have renamed "french fries" to "patriot fries"! YOU FUCKING CUNT RAG MORONS! Those aren't even french! Jesus, apparently dumb does rub off! What the hell is with everybody? Do the french not have a right to have an opinion, or is it just that there's some law that says everybody must agree with America? What else I find amusing...talking heads on msnbc were yapping about how Iraq is getting ready to defend itself against an attack and they (msnbc talking heads) think that's apparently unfair. WTF? It's a war people. It's not roll-over-and-play-dead-for-the-good-ol-us-of-a. Iraq has a right to defend it's people just as much as we do. Why the hell do the righties in this country think otherwise? They

The Quiet American

This is one of the slowest paced and dull movies I have ever sat thru. But other than that sad fact, it's not that bad. Wait, what am I thinking? The love story is lame. I'm still thinking what the whole point was. We never know anything about either of the main characters, and then we're supposed to care later when the plot thickens (more like curdles) and turns into a murder mystery?!? Talk about a total rape of Graham Greene's novel. This film is boring and trite. The lighting sucks, and Brendan Fraser is sleepwalking thru it. Michael Caine is okay, but nothing special like he normally is. I was glad when the credits rolled, because I know I will never sit thru this garbage again. Stay away. Don't be lured by the Oscar glow.

Call me cupid, bitch!

read on...

Aiight, who's bright idea was this?

Is there some fascination with monopoly money ? I am pretty sure there's a copyright violation here, lol. Now you can not only save your money, but you collect it by the colors of the rainbow!

Is it okay to leave in mid-conversation?

Then why is it okay to just leave a chat, not actually **leave** a chat, and not even put up an away message, when you're online? I would never just stop talking to a person on the phone and then split in mid-conversation, just letting the phone hang in the breeze. That would never happen. Why is it okay for people to do that online? Is your life so fucking important that you can't type a "brb" or even "be right back", or any other derivative? I don't fucking understand this behavior? Just what is fucking important that you just abandon people when they are in the middle of talking to you? It's so fucking rude and anti-social. Now I sound like a fucking woman, and that makes me sound sexist, but I don't care, IT IS FUCKING RUDE! I should have you call me, then have you tell me your life fucking story, then I'll just put the fone down and walk away. Don't be rude and anti-social.

My mother forwarded this to me

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you 1 wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance.

Entry #600

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I thought I would celebrate my blogging achievment with this less-than flattering Al Qaeda photo: Somebody needs his bathy wathy, yes he does. And a shavey wavey couldn't hurt either. :-D

Dark Blue

I'm a fan of Kurt Russell, what can I say? I've been a fan since I saw "Overboard". And then there's the great action flicks "Escape from NY" and later "LA", he's the perfect action star. Arnold Smarnold. Speaking of which, the "She'll be back" line in the Terminater 3 preview is so korny, it's not even laughable. Anyhoo, "Dark Blue". It's what I call 'action noir'. A little bit of action/adventure and a little bit of film noir. Hence the name. Ving Rhames and Brendan Gleesan are intimidating in their performances...Scott Speedman must be Ed Norton's twin brother, because they share so many expressions, it's uncanny! Overall, I liked this film. It has a nice story and a not-so-nice backdrop. For the past 7 years, I've tried to forget about people crushing other people's skulls with blocks of concrete. It's really sad what happened to a US city because of the mistreatment of one, o

They asked for it, FINE, HERE'S THE PROOF!

Lyke OMG we better go fight the evildooers now! We can't let them get away with possessing what we and every other country (yes, even France) possesses! We must be the only country with an army so that we can use it for the better, on the inner city ghettos! Terrorists are walking among us! We don't need proof. They're just different from us! Damn them to hell! Everybody needs to be white!