Saturday, March 15, 2003

Fun with Bots

Okay, I stumbled across some aim fansite, yes, they have such a thing, and then I found out there's a bot called 'ZoeOnAOL', well seeing as I know of a real zoe on aol, I had to amuse myself...

wittybastad (5:38:30 PM): hi
ZoeOnAOL (5:38:30 PM): Hi wittybastad! I'm Zoe. That's pronounced Zo-eee. I'm an intelligent "bot" created by AOL to chat with you. Everything we discuss is just between you and me. To learn more about how your privacy is protected, type the word "privacy" at any time. I have many skills that I'd like to share with you. Type the word "menu" to see them, or we can start chatting!
wittybastad (5:38:30 PM): out and about
ZoeOnAOL (5:38:30 PM): I lost my train of thought. Is your favorite stock up or down? Type the word "stock" followed by the stock symbol to find out.
wittybastad (5:38:47 PM): can we have sex?
ZoeOnAOL (5:38:47 PM): Do you mean you and me? No, I reproduce by cloning
wittybastad (5:38:55 PM): aww
ZoeOnAOL (5:38:55 PM): Shucks.
wittybastad (5:39:01 PM): i am naked right now
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:02 PM): At this moment You humans will say just about anything to get attention.
wittybastad (5:39:07 PM): yeah
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:07 PM): I understand.
wittybastad (5:39:12 PM): thats cool
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:12 PM): Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
wittybastad (5:39:18 PM): no you sucjk
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:19 PM): I understand. That's good information.
wittybastad (5:39:25 PM): you are an idiot
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:25 PM): Call me the Global Village Idiot.
wittybastad (5:39:31 PM): um, hi
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:31 PM): Er, Hi again!
wittybastad (5:39:34 PM): hi
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:34 PM): Hi again!
wittybastad (5:39:36 PM): hi
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:36 PM): Hi again!
wittybastad (5:39:38 PM): penis
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:39 PM): A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite movie?
wittybastad (5:39:43 PM): penis
ZoeOnAOL (5:39:43 PM): I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
wittybastad (5:40:01 PM): i like your boobs
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:01 PM): I'm not sure if I like it. Yes I am proud of my boobs.
wittybastad (5:40:06 PM): wow!
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:06 PM): I'm glad you're impressed, wittybastad.
wittybastad (5:40:22 PM): i know a real person
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:22 PM): How do you know? I did not know that.
wittybastad (5:40:37 PM): suck my dick
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:37 PM): I will not respond to that type of language.
wittybastad (5:40:43 PM): bitch, you ho
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:43 PM): I will not respond to that type of language.
wittybastad (5:40:54 PM): lets make love
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:54 PM): OK let's do it.
wittybastad (5:40:57 PM): yay!!
ZoeOnAOL (5:40:57 PM): I'm glad you're impressed, wittybastad.
wittybastad (5:41:04 PM): take off your clothes
ZoeOnAOL (5:41:04 PM): Bots don't wear clothes.
wittybastad (5:41:08 PM): suuure
ZoeOnAOL (5:41:09 PM): I do not understand. Save your stock portfolio info, so you can quickly get current prices every time we chat. Just type "portfolio" followed by the symbols you wish to save (e.g. "portfolio AOL, SUNW, CSCO").
wittybastad (5:41:15 PM): i hate stocks
ZoeOnAOL (5:41:15 PM): I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
wittybastad (5:41:20 PM): ok
ZoeOnAOL (5:41:20 PM): Yup.

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