"That's the problem with old men. You can kick 'em down the stairs, and say it's an accident, but you can't just shoot 'em."

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

True story

Woke up at 8am showered got ready drove 30 minutes to work kept getting stuck behind slow drivers got there at 9:30 though made a few sales git shit done left at 5 took over an hour to get home because people can't drive changed clothes got in wife's car got gas and stuff drove to 9:30 club in DC to see RAC and Big Data listened to alt nation in the car the whole way there got there ran into big Eric gave him a hug got inside went to upstairs bar got a drink drank it had more discovered a band from Vienna Austria and their music is awesome by band I mean one guy Filous is the name or something don't know Sara went to the bathroom she's missing this song I need more of this drink big data is about to come on she came back wanted me to move to the railing OK i said but need another drink something to take the edge off you know I need to relax starting to get hungry