Bozzy's World

That's right. I have a cult. Since when you ask? Since now. It doesn't have a name either. Hence the word 'it'. There's no requirements. It won't end in death. Want to join my cult and worship me?

Yes, I said ensaring. It's a big word, makes me look intelligent. *alert, alert, sarcasm detected* "The industry has legitimate concerns about copyright infringement," said Coleman, R-Minn. "We are dealing with the stealing of a recording artist's songs, and the industry's profits. The industry has every right to develop practical remedies for protecting its rights. "Yet, the industry seems to have adopted a 'shotgun' approach that could potentially cause injury and harm to innocent people who may have simply been victims of circumstance, or possessing a lack of knowledge of the rules related to digital sharing of files." The RIAA has issues 900 federal subpoenas against computer users suspected of illegally sharing music files on the Internet, with roughly 75 new subpoenas being approved each day, court officials say. You know, a subpoena is only sent to people who must testify. Subpoenas do not mean people are accused of a crime. That'

Never did I think a white cop could still abuse his power on a black boy and get away with it...there is something wrong with this country if some people think this kind of shit behavior is okay for pigs donut addicts cops. And don't give me shit about how one of the cops was black. That doesn't mean a damn thing and it doesn't excuse the beating of a kid.

Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go right now...

Training Camp started today. Yay, end of boringness. I don't care if that's a word or not. Shakespeare made up words, so can I. Yes, I am comparing myself to William Shakespeare. Deal with it, bitch.

Think about it! What a waste they are! If you have the internet, you don't need to be wasting so much paper like that...I mean, canceling your newspaper subscriptions would save you money, save the paper...paper, and save the world's trees from being cut down. That sounds corny, but it's true. Newspapers don't need your 25 or 50 cent donation for them printing the paper, and if they do, then they can just charge that fee to subscribe to the website. We invented the computer, dammit. Printing newspapers is so archaic.

I was weary of seeing this, it just had this "old and busted" kinda look to it, and it looked boring. That is, luckily, not the scenario. I was very impressed with Tobey Maguire and I'm glad he didn't decide to make spider-man 2 instead of this, hehe. Jeff Bridges has further proved that he is the man and Chris Cooper was awesome. They are so natural in this kind of role. But most importantly, this movie is one helluva motivational speaker, it's all about second chances and giving your all. The photography was killer. The beautiful horses and mountaineous landscapes are just stunning. The odds of you going to see 'Seabiscuit' are 2:1, so get your asses to the theater. And take the kids.

Can't talk long, but how are your bowels doing today?

That stupid little fucking cunt bitch. If she had a penis and all the other boy parts, there wouldn't be a story here, but oh no, she's a woman so that somehow makes her special. She's not even the first woman soldier to be taken prisoner and rescued, it's just Bush trying to steal attention away from the fact that this war should never have even been fought in the first place. Jessica, just heal your wounds and go back to your life, you fucking whore.

PC is an abbreviation of personal computer (or politically correct, smartass), but what (besides Macintosh) does Mac mean? Well it doesn't have any meaning besides Macintosh, but I say it's time to give it one! Maybe this is the boredom talking, but let's brainstorm... Major Asskicking Contest? Majority Ass Clown? Maryland's AA Center? My Asskicking Computer-- Say no more, I think we have ourselves a winner. What, you didn't get to vote? Like I give a damn. Mac is now short for My Asskicking Computer . Bring on the lawsuits! In a related story, I had to get a new router today, old one crapped out on me. Fucking linksys.

More HBO talk...I've been enjoying Project Greenlight a lot...I never saw the first season as I didn't have HBO then, but it's really interesting. Read on for talk on the show...

Moments ago, I was chillin' on the sofa watching Sex in the City on one of the HBOs (does it really matter which?) and my dog Chico (he's a sheltie) jumped up next to me and sat down. Well, um, he put his front paws in a bad place...my crotch... look chico, I love you, but unlike you, I have balls. Never do that again, bad dog. Kevin , dogs are still better than cats.

Bozzy is about to be off the market. Okay, maybe this will jinx me, but Bozzy has his eyes on someone, and that's serious stalking business. So, my apologies to all you hot ladies out there reading my site. You know who you are.

LOS ANGELES -- A 10-year-old boy in Lancaster found more than candy in a birthday piÃ’ata Thursday . He found pornography. Parents said the boy picked up part of a broken pinata at his 7-year-old brother's birthday party and found it layered with pornographic newspaper. Parents quickly took away the X-rated pinata chunks from other kids and complained to the supermarket where they bought it. Damn Indian givers!!!! The boy's mother said the supermarket was understanding but refused to stop selling its other pinata. I think I am with the majority when I ask, what kind of porn? I think... She said the LA Sheriff's Department told her they couldn't do anything. Of course not. Cops love their porno. And donuts. Yeah, I said that. Got an issue, here's a tissue.

Guy steals Infiniti in Baltimore. Guy escapes via I-95 towards the DC beltway. Guy's car runs out of gas. Guy carjacks a car with two young children in it. Guy circles beltway until gas runs out again. Guy gives up. I applaud the cops for not using spike strips, you don't want a car with 2 toddlers in it to flip over or something. They did the right thing, and they got the happy ending. But why steal an infiniti? Everybody knows Hondas and Toyotas are the most valuable cars to steal. Stupid criminals.

I just watched this movie on Encore, I hadn't seen it since it was in theaters in '92. It's so funny. Chevy Chase is the man. Anyways, wouldn't it be cool to be invisible? Think of the possibilites. What would you all do if you were invisible? I would walk around naked all the time-- no, I don't already do that. Well not all the time. Shutup.

how high is up?...why is the sky blue?...how come your mom is a fag?...i mean really, only dudes can be fags, your mom is a dude?...can i sell my soul on ebay?...what about your soul?...what would you do for a klondike bar?...why does your mom talk in her sleep?...it really keeps me up at night...if I had one apple and one orange, why do I have to carry them?...why does asparagus make your piss stink?...why do some birds talk but you can't murder bill o'reilly?...if heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a fucking sacrifice?...why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place?...why is a dead rabbit's paw considered good luck?...does masturbation really make you go blind & hairy? why exactly does todd flanders smell?... what does rush limbaugh got to do with football anyway? ...why is basketball televised?... how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop without biting?...where the heck is waldo any

What was this movie rated? Arrrr! Actually no, it's PG-13, but I couldn't resist. Another question: what do you get when you take the director of "The Ring", Gore Verbinski and a movie about pirates staring Geoffrey Rush and Johnny Depp? A unpredictable, well directed, and acted film. Then add "newcomer" Orlando Bloom ("Lord of the Rings"), and you've got excitement. Kiera Knightley ("Bend it like Beckham") does a good job too. Nobody is over the top, but the movie isn't the horror film like "The Ring" was, instead it's an adventure/comedy. I did have some problems with it tho. First, nobody really seems like walking, talking skeletons are abnormal. Yeah, just go ahead and fight them, like they're real. Oh well, that's not a biggie. The next qualm is. The last 15-20 minutes is totally unnecessary. Killing the main bad guy is when the plot is supposed to end. C'mon, I had to pee very badly. There's no

Last night was very eventful, to say the least. I left the house at like 10:30pm to go pick up Jenna who was at Stacey's house in around Gaithersburg, MD. I had never driven in that area before, so I brought along directions from Yahoo! Maps. Yahoo! Maps is like that guy you see on the side of the road and ask for directions, he doesn't know, but he tries anyway. Yahoo had the street names all messed up; Route 29 is not called Columbia Pike and Olney Lancaster Rd is actually known as Route 108 to the rest of the world. Why did Yahoo use different names for those streets? Who knows...but I should have suspected trouble when the directions asked me to do a u-turn to find another street...which the sign for that street (which you see before the u-turn) was pointing at a driveway to a church or something, not the actual street. I had to circle the area like 4 times to find the street, Bowie Mill Rd.

Have you ever wondered why one can only get married by a priest (or rabbi) and only divorced by a judge?

Yes, if there are no other cars at a stop sign, why should I have to stop?

cowgirlrez wrote: honestly you should design your site not for the newest browsers, or the widest displays but for 800 x 600 and people who are running atleast one browser behind the newest. hopefully, if you are in school for web design, they will teach you this! i am running 1024x768 with IE 6 and your shit is cut off. you can't expect people to run more than that. i applaud your efforts in using layers and CSS, though. Internet Explorer does not follow web standards, why should I conform to it simply because stupid people refuse to use a better browser? Because my website looks bad in a non-compliant browser? Hahahahaha. Non-compliance is futile.

Boy, I was so prepared to give this the goose egg, but it's actually a great installment to the series. It's not boring and the same-old/same-old as most sequels are, and is not predictable. Without giving away the plot (which was better than "28 Days Later"), I will say that Judgment Day is not as improbable/impossible as the first two movies made it seem. Very scary. The effects are great, and there's some original action sequences. T2 advanced the plot of the original, and T3 advances it yet again, without repeating itself in the process. I cannot wait for the fourth installment, man, I'd never think of Claire Danes as an action star. Whoa.

...and shoulders, chest, abs, back, etcetera. I am so sunburnt. Yes, for those who were able to scroll down and see my last post, I went to Canaan Valley, West Virginia. It's this nice little state park/resort where people go to just chill, enjoy the scenary and wildlife, and chill some more. I spent lots of time in their pools, getting sunburned. Hey, it may be cooler up in the mountains, but you're closer to the sun and it's rays are stronger...hehe. Just call me Mr. Apple. So, The Boz is back.

I will be out of town (in Canaan Valley, West Virginia) until sometime Sunday evening when I get back, so don't fuck up my site while I'm gone. Do not track mud all over it. Also, say a prayer that I don't accidently take a wrong turn and run into a bunch of inbreeding rednecks who try to kill me. In an event like that does occur, I will be leaving my domain to kevin . He'll probably turn it into some clown-on-clown gay porn site though. ;-)