Tuesday, July 22, 2003

What's a Mac?

PC is an abbreviation of personal computer (or politically correct, smartass), but what (besides Macintosh) does Mac mean? Well it doesn't have any meaning besides Macintosh, but I say it's time to give it one! Maybe this is the boredom talking, but let's brainstorm...

Major Asskicking Contest?
Majority Ass Clown?
Maryland's AA Center?
My Asskicking Computer--

Say no more, I think we have ourselves a winner. What, you didn't get to vote? Like I give a damn. Mac is now short for My Asskicking Computer. Bring on the lawsuits!

In a related story, I had to get a new router today, old one crapped out on me. Fucking linksys.

2 comments:

  1. what does Mac mean? well by your statment that the term was only invented as an abbreviation for Macintosh computers shows that you need a little world culture. Mac has been around for centuries its a gaelic word attached to surnames of celtic origin that means son of, so perhaps you should stop being quite so stupid and realize that Macintosh is indeed a surname. other examples would be MacDonald, MacGregor, and MacPherson.

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  2. You are lame. This was a PC-to-Mac comparison, not a history of the fucking word. Grow a brain. You'll probably lose some of your love handles with your newfound extra weight you'll have to lug around.

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