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Casting Mike Tyson's Punch Out

Ever wondered who would play the roles in a movie version of the video game Mike Tyson's Punch Out?

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What's wrong this again?

Everybody keeps telling me that Russia invaded Georgia and how wrong it is that they did that. What's the big deal? They only invaded a sovereign nation with hopes of being an occupying force..didn't the USA do this with Iraq. What's the matter here? We sure set a good example for Russia to follow. I wonder if Putin or Bush actually wrote down some blueprints for other countries to follow down this road... I'm sure they would be most appreciated.

MSNBC BREAKING NEWS

This really works. Login to your gmail account and search for "MSNBC" in your spam folder.

My favorites:
"Madonna's former home destroyed by Jesus!"
"John McCain eats a bug!"
"One hot white chick injured in Tsunami disaster!"

This is gold.

Spam doesn't always suck.

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Bush pastor RIPS McCain over Sturgis, backs Obama

The pastor that presided over Jenna Bush's wedding and is considered a close confidant of the president absolutely hammers John McCain on family values.

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars

Ikea to start selling solar panels!

That's right, IKEA is going to go Solar! Have fun putting it together. Party at my place afterward. Bring the left over screws.

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