Movin' On Up

Hey people, guess what. Just take a guess. You got your guess? Okay, cool, but you're wrong. I am not joining the jelly of the month club, I am testing for my second degree blackbelt this June! Years of hard work, about 7 to be exact, since I got my first blackbelt, I will be testing for my second! From what I saw at the tournie back in december (there were 2nd degree tests beforehand) it doesn't seem as difficult as my first degree blackbelt. Price is still the same. High. Ballpark? About 300. I'm not worried. I can come up with money myself. The price is not really the entry fee, it's for them to make the belt. The blackbelts are hand stitched with my name in english and south korean. So it's all good. I can't wait. My brother's friend should also be testing for his first degree blackbelt, so lots of people I know will be there. I'm confident in my abilities thus far, I still have to increase my flexibility some, and tone up my abs, but my abs are already pretty damn strong, just under some flab, but who cares, try to punch me. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Not my ear!

Seriously, I have abs of steel. Don't fucking laugh at my giggling. That's only an illusion...and fat, but I have abs. You can punch me in them as hard as you want, I don't mind. Hehehehe but again, I need to work on my stretching, I should be able to do a split. That's pushing it, I doubt I will be able to do that by June, but I can come close.

I don't remember the 2nd degree test including many weapons, which is odd, maybe the whole test isn't at the tournie, but I think it is. Oh well. I'm going to get my 2nd degree. It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.

Now, carry on.