A Merry Fuckin Jew Christmas

There was once a Jew, a lonely Jew, and when Christmas came, he was even more lonely, and when Christmas went, he was in jail, because he tried to kill santa. (Stick with me here) While this lonely Jew was in jail, he was ass raped by a large white man, no not that white man. This guy wasn't that old. Maybe 30. And he had a big dick. Which hurt this Jew a lot. For this Jew had a small and tight asshole. Oh, did it hurt. Anyway, to make a long story short, because by the look on your faces (Yes, I CAN see you!) you are disgusted with this story, the plot, and the writing quality. And I am disgusted as well. I mean, who wouldn't be disgusted with a Jew getting anal sex on the day after Christmas? Really, that's just wrong. And unnecessary. Well I have to go, for this has been a blog post gone awry. I mean, how could a blog post have gone any more awry? Really, this is just BAD! It all started so innocently, it was supposed to be a HAPPY story about a jew on Christmas! What the fuck happened!

Merry fucking Christmas. Just becareful of those jewish people.

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216-416-0033-- What the fuck?

Somebody called my cell phone from the number 216-416-0033 (call it, you get static) and left a vulgar message. I did a search, and it happened to somebody else, same exact number. But unfortunately, that link doesn't help much. Any ideas? Update: 7/26/2005 Reader mail! i know this is random, but i am not a member of your blog, so i am sending you a myspace message. i googled the relay number that prank called me this evening, the same one you got a call from in april. that relay number is a number you can find online somewhere, and use your computer to make relay calls. usually you have to have a certain phone to use relay, but this company lets you do it through a computer, thus allowing non-deaf people to make relay calls to other non-deaf people. i found out that it was my boyfriend's little brother calling me, so chances are someone you know found the number and used their computer to call you. so its not some crazy person calling you. just thought i would let you know, th...