Bozzy’s World

So, Kevin's cell has 'HOHO' or 'GOGO' in it...but what about mine... Mine is TOG-BABO Yeah, ok that makes no sense. I'll shutup.

I giggled at this sign in Black Mountain, NC:

I am back from my tour of redneck country. Somebody tell me what I missed. I think a couple of planes went down in Russia. Dang.

I found a cyber cafe in a mountain town! It is called the Dipilator, $5 for an hour. Well, later. I may send Kevin more annoying text messages... :P

I got bored and decided to mess with the SmarterChild bot... wittybastad (10:03:36 PM): do you masturbate? SmarterChild (10:03:37 PM): That's something that humans do, not computers... wittybastad (10:03:45 PM): why do humans masturbate? SmarterChild (10:03:45 PM): Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore. I'll leave it at that.

No guest bloggers. I am leaving tomorrow and I will be gone like all next week. I need to get out of Maryland. So, just enjoy the posts that are currently up, or think of new ways to use a stale blog, just like these ways to use flat sodas .

My mom can't work her own cell phone. Old people make me laugh.