Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.
Sunday, February 6, 2005
God Hates Shrimp
Did you know that God hates shrimp? It's true!
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sounds like a good meal to me seafood and chicken mmmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteoh geeze... don't even get me started on Levitical Law. Doesn't apply anymore.
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