Bozzy’s World

Okay, so I lied. But if you did, you now have a shirt to wear .

Michael Moore and Bill O'Lielly have just made the best interview ever , of course, it is courtesy of Drudge, so it could always be fake.

Lance Armstrong has just won the Tour de France (again). This makes 6 and a record. Can't anybody beat him? C'mon, he had freakin cancer! Anybody? C'mon! You losers!

Okay, don't ask, but the other day I got bored and had my palm read. I'm a little skeptical about it all, and I will spare you all most of what was said, except what she said when I asked her if I had any past lives: I have had two past lives. One ended in suicide, and the other I was some kind of dictator. Yeah, that's amusing.

I was at the movies the other day and I noticed that the cheapest snack to buy is "extra cheese" for only $1. Now most people have no trouble affording a good size popcorn and a coke, but if they didn't, they could just walk up and say "extra cheese, please" and hand over a dollar.

But not having a jack and having to flag down passing motorists is so much worse.

What Neil Armstrong really said.