Bozzy’s World

The other day I saw The Devil's Rejects , and I don't know why. I never saw House of 1000 Corpses and Rob Zombie as a director really doesn't entice me, but I thought I'd give things a chance. It wasn't that bad, if you like snuff films, which aren't particularly my cup of tea, but it was an interesting take on the whole crazy-redneck-cannibalism genre. The film starts out with a raid on the crazy redneck house, then a manhunt. And of course during the manhunt those crazy rednecks do more killing. And it's brutal. Rob Zombie tries to be artsy with things and not show the killings themselves, but he fails a few times. How else can you have a girl get smashed by an 18-wheeler and not show something? Then the movie shifts to the revenge factor. The sherrif, played by William Forsythe, is on a mission of revenge, as his brother was once killed by one of the crazy rednecks, and he starts kicking ass and taking names. Anyway, the film ends well with a nice Bonnie...

One of the nicer things about this is that if you register to comment (which you have to, because I decided to be ghey like that), you have the ability to submit post-worthy material to me. I'll probably be an elite fuck and not approve anything you submit, but you never know, it could be really special. Speaking of special, try walking through the Arundel Mills Mall parking lot anytime after 11pm, you'll find a whole array of things. You've got glass bottles, napkins, paper cups, paper plates, SOCKS, and poopy baby diapers. Hey, I think that's the first time I've used the phrase 'poopy baby diapers' in the three years I have been blogging. Actually, I think that's the first time I've used the word 'poopy'... ... I don't know how I feel about that. Well, register and submit me stuff that I probably won't approve. Catch ya on the flipside.

Well, I finally did it. I moved away from Movable Type. It hurts. Not only was it the only CMS I was used to, but it was the CMS that started it all for me, and I feel all dirty, like I just betrayed a loved one. However, WordPress is so much sleeker. It's all PHP, none of that Perl bullshit, and it even has it's own blogrolling system, so I had to switch. Yeah, I lost the originality of my old design , but I think it was time for that to change as well. I haven't changed that layout (with the exception of the logo) in 2 years. Something needed to change. I'll eventually make a new logo to replace the text logo I have right now, and the colors may change, but for now, they won't. Peace and keep reading if you were reading in the first place and maybe start reading if you weren't reading in the first place

It's fucking hot. No wait, 'hot' can not possibly describe the elements today. HOLYFUCKSHIT is more like it. I walked outside in a parking lot, and it felt like I just submerged myself in 6 feet of water. I tried to sweat, and my skin said, "that's not necessary." So it's hot and I'll give a prize to the first person who sends me something cold. Anything. As long as it's cold.

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This is going to be short. In fact, just listen. Do not go to Denny's with gas. People will die. That's all. It's good advice. Take it.

Everybody is talking about this "Podcast" thing, and I have yet to dive head first into it. In fact, I haven't even dived in feet first, or even simply waded in the above-ground podcast pool. But maybe I should. It's definitly on my mind. Sounds like fun and tastes like happy. Well there really isn't anything else to talk about, so I won't bore you anymore.