Duke Nukem rules

Duke Nukem rules

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum."

I played this all the time from '96-'98. I loved it. I bought the expansion packs, Atomic edition and Duke it out in DC, and the most fun of it all, I built tons of usermaps (levels designed by users)...actually it was more like 5 or 6. But acouple of them were really huge. That was the best part of the game...the program called "Build" that came with it. I was planning on making a whole set of levels that take place in Columbia, MD, but never got around to it. I don't even think I have those levels anymore. It makes me wanna cry...I spent sooooo much time on them. I might have some on some backup disk somewhere, but they're not what they used to be. I think I lost the majority of them during one of the numerous times I had to format my old computer. Duke Nukem rules. I loved playing the "Stadium" level in dukematch (modem game). Ah, the days of dial-up...and in case you haven't noticed I've mixed in some Duke quotes.

"This is KTIT, K TIT. Playing the breast, uh... I mean the best tunes in town."

Anyway I can't wait to play the newest version: Duke Nukem: the Manhattan Project.

"Hmm, don't have time to play with myself."

Hey this post kicks off the July archives! First of the month! Like anyone really cares.

"You're an inspiration for birth control!"