Monday, July 22, 2002
Target Sucks
Well United Artists isn't hiring so I continued my search for a second job today. I applied to BJ's Wholesale Club and Target. I already know I didn't get the latter one. Target sucks and their electronic application thingee is a peice of garbage. You can hardly see the lettering on the keys and even if you can, you have to hit them more than once for the damn thing to even respond. I noticed they had a sign that said "target gives 5% of its profits to charity every week". Gee, how nice. Why don't they just say "Target keeps 95% of its profits each week". 5% percent may be generous, but they could do better, but hey, maybe if they made it 4% they could afford to get some quality "electric applications". Anyhoo, after that I picked up some applications to Borders, CompUSA, and Bed Bath and Beyond-- I am so not interested in that last one, but hey beggers can't be choosers, right?
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Oh, excuse Target, maybe they could be like other companies and give nothing back to the community. I also might mention 5% is about 3 million dollars a week. So let's join good ol' Boz in ridiculing Target for their minimal contribution. Three cheers!
ReplyDeleteUp until today I was a MAJOR Target shopper. Until I saw a cart puller with his tounge wagging pushing a customers cart focused on her rear. She didn't have but 6 bags in her cart to push. When he was done he totally avoided the elderly woman with a full cart. Maybe if she too was 125 pounds wearing a tight sweater and heels he would of helped her to her car too. When I called the manager told me is that it, anything else? So teaching my son that it okay to sexually harass women is okay. Maybe teaching my daughter that if you are young thin and pretty will get you your way but you have to put up with employees looking at your rear. But, for their manager seems to think that discrimination is not a concern.
ReplyDeleteCheck stuff out before you believe it. Target didn't do many of the things in the above post. They are not French owned; they're based in Minnesota and have been since they're founding. Check out this link to read the truth.
ReplyDeletehttp://target.com/common/page.jhtml?content=target_vet_support
Ok, For starters, learn to spell prior to posting your message on the board. Second, If you are unable to fill out an application using a computer, you deserve not to be hired. You seem to be just a poor bastard that is unable to locate a company stupid enough to hire a moron like yourself thus resulting in bad mouthing the co. Now for Todd, All this about the veterans-- It is a bunch of crock... Research your data prior to posting it. If you would have done the intelligent thing and researched your comments, you would realize that Target does support veterans in every which way. Your entire article is one that some poor degenerate created for some reason or other without validating any facts.
ReplyDeleteIn conclusion, This page just represents the lower part of the intelligence cycle that are unable to locate a job or lack the smarts to do a few phone calls prior to believing something.
Ok, For starters, learn to spell prior to posting your message on the board. Second, If you are unable to fill out an application using a computer, you deserve not to be hired. You seem to be just a poor bastard that is unable to locate a company stupid enough to hire a moron like yourself thus resulting in bad mouthing the co. Now for Todd, All this about the veterans-- It is a bunch of crock... Research your data prior to posting it. If you would have done the intelligent thing and researched your comments, you would realize that Target does support veterans in every which way. Your entire article is one that some poor degenerate created for some reason or other without validating any facts.
ReplyDeleteIn conclusion, This page just represents the lower part of the intelligence cycle that are unable to locate a job or lack the smarts to do a few phone calls prior to believing something.
You're a moron, please only hit 'post' once.
ReplyDeleteFunny how ignorant people really like to talk shit and lie. Target is greedy for donating 5% of THEIR profits?!?! When have any of YOUR lazy self centered fat asses even donated 1/2% of your income to charity, and I'm not speaking about the "Play with your balls and Asswhole" Charity--real ones for AIDS, CANCER, and other NON-Murderous, non-"low-skilled bastards that always ask for handouts to get more beer" Vets . GET THINGS STRAIGHT! And soldier's families do not deserve any support for their meat-head,herdable husband/wives going out to sea to carryout out the White Rich Man's (BUSH) Witch Hunt and Oil Takeover. Instead of being the backbone of this country and saying NO to being used as ponds in Bush's chess game in "Wars on Terrorism" (Ever notice how none of those terrorists from 9/11 were from Iraq or Afghanistan but we invaded them anyways instead of Saudi Arabi where most of them WERE from??) those soldiers instead fight. I think Target is sending a strong political message through there specific and selective contributions.
ReplyDeleteThis is completely true.
ReplyDeleteTarget Really does suck. But not only to apply there, but to work there.
Basically, the application is to prove that you are not clinically insane, which i thought before that not being held within a mental institution was proof enough that i wasn't insane.
But now i realize that proviong that your not a crazy is part of their statistics report, because about 95% percent of the workers become insane after eating their intoxicating pretzels.
Working around pretzels all day, and then being ridiculed by my thunder thighed boss, is way below my qualifications. Hell, i was more qualified in the first grade than most of the backroom employees, wait "team members", that can hardly speak english.
Now heres what confuses me, when i have to miss a day of work because they unjustly scheduled my entire wekend away, IM the one who has to find the replacement, but they wont give me even the name of a single other person trained for that certain job. When i asked how i was supposed to find a replacement, the answer i got was "make friends". Now, i've been yelled at countless times for socializing. How does one manke friends without socializing? Maybe i can choose a friend based on hair color.
So in my closing argument, i state "fuck target"