I was watching the news last night, and they had a segment about this so-called "magic" or "barbie" pill. It's called "Melanotan", and basically it makes you tan a lot (all over your body), increases your sex-drive(and you know how I like driving...), and if that's not enough, it also decreases your appetite so you can lose weight. It produces people who are tan, sexy, and thin. Hence the name "barbie" pill.
It's still in the testing phase, but they say in 2-5 years people will know more of the side-affects (if there are any bad ones), and would feel safe using it.
Now maybe I am being too superficial, but I think this news sounds soooo cool! I can't tan in the sun. I just turn all red and then peel.... It dices, it slices, it tans ya all over, and thats not all it gets ya up and thin too!
Oh yeah, it helps to prevent skin cancer!
[And y'all better give me the proper credit for this!] :-)
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ReplyDeleteI want to be first in line for this thing!! Bring it on!!! I cant wait to have bigger boobs and not go through plastic surgery....and the added sex drive is always a plus, not that anything is wrong with the one I have!!*lol* They can ship me the first bottle!! I'm ready!!
ReplyDeleteI want to be first in line for this thing!! Bring it on!!! I cant wait to have bigger boobs and not go through plastic surgery....and the added sex drive is always a plus, not that anything is wrong with the one I have!!*lol* They can ship me the first bottle!! I'm ready!!
ReplyDeleteI would like to try it and maybe buy some stock
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