Proof that Marylanders kick ass

via Robyn aka my Blog Grandma

Man, how embarrassing it must be for the FBI and the CIA...a pornographer took control of an Al-Qaeda website. Go Jon! Click here for the full story.

"I created the amateur housewife-next-door genre," he explained. "I bought a digital camera and convinced my wife to get naked for the Internet."

What'd he say?! Bota bing bota boom, hey honey, start strippin!

"I wanted to do something and I thought, 'What do I know? I know the Internet,'"

How can somebody "know the Internet"? That's pretty vague.

"Messner, using the aggressive tactics he's employed to run his adult site, said he 'hijacked' Al Neda for five days and recorded a 'virtual who's-who of every hostile message board and site on the Internet.'"

A porn site requires aggressive tactics? Well I guess people do try to hack into them to steal the pics, but...just doesn't seem like you could compare the two.

"Suddenly a message was posted," Messner said. "It said, 'The infidels have taken over the site. They are tracking you. The man doing this is an infidel, a pornographer.'"

I always love the use of the word 'infidel'...it reminds me of this Robin Hood game for the 8-bit Nintendo...but I think this guy oughta be given a medal or something.

GO MARYLANDERS!