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Woo hoo! Not banned in China!

I'm not banned in china! What should we start the pool: 'how fast I get banned' at?

Via The Screen Savers

Here's some sites that are banned by the Red Government:

http://abc.net.au - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://groups.yahoo.com - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://playboy.com - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://faluninfo.net - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://taiwaninfo.nat.gov.tw - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://www.faluninfo.net - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://www.cnn.com - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://www.simiprez.com - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://www.iamnowhere.net - Reported as inaccessible in China
http://www.zabman.com - Reported as inaccessible in China

Haha, yahoo groups is on there! That's hilarious. Fuck yahoo. CNN? Well, I have no qualms with...except that bow-tie wearing fuck named Tucker something. On those crossfire shows. Jackass.

Playboy? I thought they loved big boobies over there? lol

Comments

  1. dude, the clerks animated series sucked. i'm all about kevin smith. i love clerks. i even own the animated series dvd. but it still sucked.

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  2. oh it wasnt ABC. it was the Austrailan Broadcasting Company. lol.

    i still liked clerks. :-)

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  3. YOU aren't banned in China? Okay...who are you sleeping with?

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  4. Ming Chow Hun, right after we shared the pu-pu plater. lmao

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  5. Too bad it's not me...cuz I'd save you all the trouble of the pu-pu platter.
    [Let's get right to the lovin', bay-bee!]
    Too bad I am of no political importance in China. *sigh*

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  6. [...] So to all you Chinaman bloggers out there… keep blogging! Don’t let your Gov’t tell you what to do! Keep it up! (Yes there is a chance of the Chinaman reading this, because I am not banned in China. [...]

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