This is hilarious. Thanks Zooky!
Ingredients
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
DIRECTIONS
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk
containers
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and
cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
(( Notes ))
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and
after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises GUYZ, LEAVE TOWN!
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