Friday, April 25, 2003

Hot Topic

Imagine this...

Guy Billiards (bad name, just play along) has a proposition for you. He has one million dollars in secured, unmarked 10s and 20s, and he wants to give it to you. But there's a catch. You have to eat a pile of dog shit.

Do you send Guy Billiards packing or accept the offer and eat shit for the million?

You decide.


  1. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I say no.Not a pile (though i don't think i would eat ANY of it, anyway) ...I don't need a cool million that badly!

  2. ewwww .. but it's one million dollars .. but ewww!!!

  3. I know, I still don't know how to answer this, lol. One million dollars is pretty tempting, but shit is shit.

    thanks for the love

  4. Dude! Where do you come up with that stuff?

  5. Well, is the poop runny and have chunks of ... stuff, in it? Or is it hard and crusted? I'd eat the turd to get a million, use 20 grand to take care of the poop that I just ate, and bank the rest.

  6. somehow I knew you would say that Marshall. haha


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