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Imagine this...

Guy Billiards (bad name, just play along) has a proposition for you. He has one million dollars in secured, unmarked 10s and 20s, and he wants to give it to you. But there's a catch. You have to eat a pile of dog shit.

Do you send Guy Billiards packing or accept the offer and eat shit for the million?

You decide.

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  1. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I say no.Not a pile (though i don't think i would eat ANY of it, anyway) ...I don't need a cool million that badly!

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  2. ewwww .. but it's one million dollars .. but ewww!!!

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  3. I know, I still don't know how to answer this, lol. One million dollars is pretty tempting, but shit is shit.

    thanks for the love

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  4. Dude! Where do you come up with that stuff?

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  5. Well, is the poop runny and have chunks of ... stuff, in it? Or is it hard and crusted? I'd eat the turd to get a million, use 20 grand to take care of the poop that I just ate, and bank the rest.

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  6. somehow I knew you would say that Marshall. haha

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