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Introducing the iCock!

CUMS IN 3 MODELS:
snow white, metal and jaguar!

EASE OF USE:
easy-to-use, touch-sensitive scroll wheel to adjust vibrating speed!
rechargeable via your mac's firewire port or with travel charger!

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
using rendez-vous and bluetooth technologies you can control your iCock from your computer or cellular phone!

GET YOUR iCOCK TODAY!
CALL NOW AND WE WILL THROW IN THE iPLUG FOR FREE!!!!

iCock and iPlug not sold in stores or any known website, iCock comes with no warranty, the following people should not use iCock: children, elderly, pregnant, teenagers, white males 20-25, any fuzzy creature, and old cat ladies. If you come into contact with the iCock contact applecare immediately and seek refuge in your bomb shelter.
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  1. ZoeMay 17, 2003 at 2:54 PM

    it's a sick dad world...lol

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  2. mentisoMay 17, 2003 at 5:38 PM

    What does the 'i' in iMac and iToon stand for?

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  3. BozzyMay 17, 2003 at 5:39 PM

    I have always wondered about that. I haven't a clue.

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  4. RyanMay 22, 2003 at 10:40 PM

    I believe Steve Jobs originally said it means Internet. But since the original "i" in I mac is has moved away from internet to just symbolize the consumer end product (not pro). ;-)

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