Why do women have so many clothes?

You know you have too many clothes when your fucking clothing rod collapses due to the excess of clothes on it. I just had to come to the aid of mother who was screaming that her clothing rack fell apart...well I've got an idea, why don't you make a little trip to goodwill!

Why in the flying fuck do women need so many god damn clothes! They complain about not having money to buy other things yet they buy enough clothes to fit the entire Russian army. Seriously, it is ridiculous, and needs to stop.

To all the women out there, I have 3 pairs of jeans about 6 shirts that I wear pretty much year round. And you know what, I like it like that. Who the fuck cares about style or shit, as long as the clothes are in good condition, I'm not buying new ones! Jesus fucking christ, show some fucking restraint girls!

There would be no war if women didn't have so many clothes.

Comments

  1. mikeMay 27, 2003 at 4:45 PM

    I have enough clothes to last me atleast two weeks without wearing the same thing twice, not saying I wear everything all the time :)

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  2. ZookyMay 27, 2003 at 4:45 PM

    gee golly gumdrops bozzy.. you're right.

    you hit it on the honker, right on the button, hit the nail on the head, you put you're finger on it... uhhhh....

    Look at mike, he's got shoes up the ass... and he's a woman! :-p

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  3. bozzyMay 27, 2003 at 4:48 PM

    In those two weeks I wear the same thing twice about two times (a double twice!) maybe a little more.

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  4. ZoeMay 27, 2003 at 5:34 PM

    I am not the norm for girls..I have about 4 pairs of jeans, 12 shirts, 5 tshirts and some shorts.I have one dress, and 3 skirts.and I only have 4 pairs of shoes! Mike has more clothes and shoes that me even! :-P

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  5. bozzyMay 27, 2003 at 5:36 PM

    So either you're a man, or michael's a woman. :p

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  6. mikeMay 28, 2003 at 10:37 AM

    or I just like to dress with style....

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  7. bozzyMay 28, 2003 at 10:48 AM

    style is over-rated.

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  8. Euphoria Ange;May 28, 2003 at 12:51 PM

    Style rules man! Infact I'm gonna be a designer and have my own label when I get older, it's art! It's awsome. Clothes are fun, that's why I love to shop!

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  9. ZoeMay 28, 2003 at 5:04 PM

    Gee..thanks for calling me a man Boz..ass

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  10. bozzyMay 28, 2003 at 5:55 PM

    Haha, you know I kid because I love. :-)

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  11. arbaiyaMay 29, 2003 at 7:10 PM

    dude! women can NEVER have enough clothes AND shoes! do u want to be seen with the same type of clothes AND shoes all the time? no right? plus u men don't need that much clothes and is always looking terrible so that's why we women will always have to compliment you...by being the more fashionable and SENSIBLE one that is!

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  12. zookyMay 30, 2003 at 3:16 PM

    zoe,

    you're a smart woman... if you have more clothes than you have room to comfortably store them in a closet... then you're a material girl... yes even mike.

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