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Farmer cuts off fingers in act of hallucination
"I was cutting this beef apart and it was a horrendous job to just hack it apart. Finally another fella said, 'I've got a hand and an arm for you' and he gave me that,' " he recalled.

"I decided I was going to cut the two fingers off that borrowed hand. I was cutting the fingers on my own hand there was no doubt about it. There's no doubt that the hallucination was a big assistance to getting this job done."
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  1. ZoeJune 15, 2003 at 7:40 PM

    I kept hallucinating that someone was giving me a wet willy last night (in my ear, get yer mind outta the gutter) but it was just the cats tail..thank goodness i didn't lose any body parts in these hallucinations!

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