I was driving to work today and traffic on route 29 was going normally until about a minute after entering it, then it was stop 'n' go. "Oh, a car accident. Joy." or "Fucking construction!" could have come out of my mouth. In fact, I'd be lying to you if I said they didn't. So traffic is creeping along, stopping and going, going and stopping, all the time making me impatient. After awhile I got to thinkin, "we've had to have passed the "construction" or "car accident" by now...then to my surprise, it was just a cop with his sirens on that had pulled someone over. THERE WAS NO SIGNS OF CONSTRUCTION OR AN ACCIDENT!!! COME THE FUCK ON!!!!
To the jackass who started the rubbernecking: Was that really necessary to slow a good 150 cars to a crawl? And by crawl, I mean about 5 miles per hour. Convert that to kilometers per hour, I don't care, just don't do that ever again.
Rubberneckers fucking suck.
(with apologies to those with actual rubber necks, gotta be hell man)
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