Monday, June 9, 2003

Does money = happiness?

No, of course not, silly. Money = sex, which to some people may in turn equal happiness. See, most women are attracted to money, hence why people like Bill Gates get married. Come on, you tryin to tell me that some girl is actually attracted to a squeeky little rich voice? What you talkin about Willis!

in da iTunes: Spin Doctors - Two Princes

related quote: "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" -kevin cupp

3 comments:

  1. Sorry I was having too much fun with your counter. The actual number is like 30 less hits.

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  2. But doesn't sex equal happiness? And if sex equals happiness, and money equals sex, then money equals happiness. It should be common sense, but they teach it in Geometry anyway. If a = b, and b = c, then a = c.

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  3. Yeah Kevin, that's exactly what I mean! Geometry rules! Ok, I have to go puke now.

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