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Moments ago, I was chillin' on the sofa watching Sex in the City on one of the HBOs (does it really matter which?) and my dog Chico (he's a sheltie) jumped up next to me and sat down. Well, um, he put his front paws in a bad place...my crotch...look chico, I love you, but unlike you, I have balls. Never do that again, bad dog.

Kevin, dogs are still better than cats.
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  1. fryJuly 21, 2003 at 8:34 AM

    cats are stupid o.O

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  2. froggieJuly 21, 2003 at 2:51 PM

    dogs are ten times better... but... I have a cat that seems to think she's a dog. she really does. lol.

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  3. KevinJuly 21, 2003 at 4:57 PM

    "Yeah, and monkeys are gonna fly out of my butt." - Wayne, WAYNE'S WORLD

    See cats don't hurt our balls. Cats are actually better than dogs. When I wrote that on my blog, it was the truth; I wasn't lying. Saying dogs are better is like saying Zooky doesn't look like a caveman, which isn't true.

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  4. RyanJuly 22, 2003 at 8:57 AM

    >>"See cats don't hurt our balls."

    Watch out for those claws there Kevin ;-)

    I have a cat and a dog, so I think they are both equally good animals.

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  5. RyanJuly 22, 2003 at 8:59 AM

    >>"See cats don't hurt our balls."

    Watch out for those claws there Kevin ;-)

    I have a cat and a dog, so I think they are both equally good animals.

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  6. KevinJuly 22, 2003 at 11:27 AM

    Yeah, I used to have a problem with one of my cats clawing me when they would lay on me and such. But when it did that, I threw it across the room. It came back, did it again, so I threw her again, and now she doesn't do it anymore.

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  7. KevinJuly 22, 2003 at 11:27 AM

    Yeah, I used to have a problem with one of my cats clawing me when they would lay on me and such. But when it did that, I threw it accross the room. It came back, did it again, so I threw her again, and now she doesn't do it anymore.

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  8. bozzyJuly 22, 2003 at 3:45 PM

    so good it has to be posted twice too! :-P

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